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Shitterton? Let’s hope it’s not a dump – man visits places with hilarious names

GLOBE-trotting Nicholas Hale has spent 26 years posing in places with naughty names.

He has tracked down locations ranging from Yorkeys Knob, in Cairns, Australia, to Shitterton in Dorset.

Nicholas Hale has spent 26 years posing in places with naughty names
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Nicholas Hale has spent 26 years posing in places with naughty namesCredit: Caters
Nicholas in Cockshoot Close, Witney, Oxfordshire
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Nicholas in Cockshoot Close, Witney, OxfordshireCredit: Caters
Nicholas's rude tour took him to Bell End, Rowley Regis, UK
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Nicholas's rude tour took him to Bell End, Rowley Regis, UKCredit: Caters
Nicholas said: 'It’s a pathetic obsession really but I think everyone can relate a bit'
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Nicholas said: 'It’s a pathetic obsession really but I think everyone can relate a bit'Credit: Caters

The cruise ship singer and comedian said: “It’s a pathetic obsession really but I think everyone can relate a bit.

"When most people see a rude place name, they have a little, childish chuckle.”

The 50-year-old was inspired as a child when he was driven through Wetwang, a village near his home in Scarborough, North Yorks.

Nicholas was inspired as a child when he was driven through Wetwang, a village near his home in Yorkshire
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Nicholas was inspired as a child when he was driven through Wetwang, a village near his home in YorkshireCredit: Caters
Nicholas said: 'When most people see a rude place name, they have a little, childish chuckle'
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Nicholas said: 'When most people see a rude place name, they have a little, childish chuckle'Credit: Caters
Nicholas on Butthole Lane in Shepshed, Leicestershire
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Nicholas on Butthole Lane in Shepshed, LeicestershireCredit: Caters
Nicholas chuckles at the Glory Hole in Lincoln
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Nicholas chuckles at the Glory Hole in LincolnCredit: Caters
Nicholas smiles as he visits Muff in Londonderry, Northern Ireland
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Nicholas smiles as he visits Muff in Londonderry, Northern IrelandCredit: Caters
Nicholas said some of the signs 'are hard to find because they get stolen'
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Nicholas said some of the signs 'are hard to find because they get stolen'Credit: Caters
Nicholas poses at one of his fave foreign spots - Rimsting in Germany
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Nicholas poses at one of his fave foreign spots - Rimsting in GermanyCredit: Caters

British favourites include Bell End in Rowley Regis, West Mids, Butthole Lane in Shepshed, Leics, Cockshoot Close in Witney, Oxon, Minge Lane in Upton upon Severn, Worcs, Penistone in South Yorks, The Glory Hole in Lincoln, Muff in Londonderry and Titty Ho, Northants.

Foreign faves include Rimsting and W*nk mountain, both in Germany.

Nicholas said: “Some of them are hard to find because signs get stolen.”

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