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'MASTER OF DISGUISE'

MI5 reveals funny letters from kids wanting to be spies

MI5 has revealed letters it receives from kids wanting to be spies, including one from a ten-year-old saying: “I’m a child so no one would suspect.”

The wannabe James Bond added: “I know how to speak a little of German, Spanish and Chinese. And English, of course.”

MI5 has revealed letters from kids wanting to be spies
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MI5 has revealed letters from kids wanting to be spiesCredit: BBC

Another that age told spooks: “I understand you are an amazing organisation that protects us from terrorists. 

“I may be small and young but I fit into really tiny places and run fast.

“I am a master of disguise. Me and my sister turned a simple blanket into many disguises.”

An eight-year-old said they are a computer whiz. Another drew a rocket.

London-based MI5, who hire apprentices from schools, posted the letters on Instagram saying: “We hope you enjoy reading them as much as we do.”

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