Sex-crazed swingers are pitching up at rain-soaked Glastonbury for no-strings action
Interested parties have been chatting on websites to arrange hook-ups at the festival
SWINGERS planning to get down and dirty at Glastonbury are today heading to the iconic music festival, with the dirty part already ticked off as the site is currently covered in mud and water.
Keen to evoke the spirit of the swinging sixties, some revellers have already scheduled some no-strings casual sex as part of the experience.
Website such as Fabswingers lists people looking for fun or inviting others to join them with the promise of a shower and the comfort of a campervan.
A couple known only as Jim and Jane wrote: "Hello campers, jim and jane here looking for sexy singles and gorgeous couples to join us for some fun in our campervan at Glastonbury this weekend.
"We've got a luxury vehicle so you can shower before and after. no smellies plse!! (sic)
"Let's make some sweet music!! xx."
Alongside watching headline acts Muse, Colplay and Adele, swinging festival-goers are keen to make some new friends, presumably with the proviso that what happens at Glastonbury stays at Glastonbury.
Another member of Fabswingers wrote: "Hello fellow fabbers I'm going to my 1st ever Glastonbury, I heard it's the place to be. Who's going from fab?
"We should get a fab together. Would like to meet fellow fabbers and have a laugh and drink or 2.
"Be great to hear from fellow like minded people. Look forward to hearing from you."
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Glastonbury 2016, which sees people arriving on site from today, hosts five days of music and entertainment - although the site has been hit with heavy rainfalls in the last week and is already very muddy.
Another website member called Funtimz posted: "Any like minded sex freaks coming Glastonbury? It's going to be muddy so lets have some fun!"
And Beards and Boobs wrote: “We are going on the Thursday. Getting on the glasto bus at 8am no idea what time it arrives. But we are looking for socials all 4 days and more with the right people.”
People, swingers and non-swingers alike, who wanted to turn up bright and early today to bag a good pitch site were faced with delays and queuing of about 20 hours as reports of car park closures and urges from the festival organisers to not drive came in.
Those who are game for no-strings sex at the festival have been arranging to meet at the famous Somerset Cider bus.
They plan to wear superhero t-shirts to identify each other.
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