32 funny Stig quotes
Witty twitter page attracts over 100k followers
We know hardly anything about Top Gear’s famous racing driver, even Jeremy Clarkson knows little about him… in fact, we’re not even sure the Stig knows who he is.
A twitter fan page writing what could be true of the masked racer, has attracted a legion of followers, with witty suggestions.
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Over one hundred thousand people follow @stigquotes and receive the humorous daily tweets.
We’ve picked out some of the funniest and most retweeted quotes.
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1. Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
2. Some say he was once bitten by a king cobra, and after 6 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died
3. Some say he is the third member of the Daft Punk
4. Some say he slept with all the presenters from fifth gear
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5. Some say he won a medal at the Olympics and then ate it
6. Some say he fired Donald Trump
7. Some say... Even the Stig doesn't know who he is
8. Some say he licks Jeremy Clarkson’s arm pits every Friday
9. Some say he runs over cows in a Bowler Nemesis in his spare time
10. Some say that the Apollo missions where to deliver his love letters to the moon
11. Some say his children where The Beatles
12. Some say he is afraid of ducks
13. Some say that he once punched Justin Beiber square in the nuts
14. Some say he is the man that Justin Bieber was drag racing... And he obviously won
15. Some say he likes Mondays
16. Some say he was the one that threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber
17. Some say he can touch MC Hammer
18. Some say he washes like a cat when no one is looking
19. Some say he can taste the rainbow
20. Some say he thinks Castrol GTX is coffee
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21. Some say he was laid off as a F1 pilot, because he drank the fuel
22. Some say he made Einstein edit his Theory of relativity... twice
23. Some say his heart beat rate is monitored by RPM
24. Some say... Stig never takes his helmet off
25. Some say that he punched a man in the soul
26. Some say that it was him who trained Batman in the art of keeping a secret identity
27. Some say he tune a V8 engine but he cannot tuna fish!
28. Some say that when he brakes hard he never leaves skid marks, and when he showers he wears a shower cap on his helmet
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29. Some say he had an affair with Kimi Raikkonen
30. Some say his suit is to protect the car if HE crashes
31. Some say he frequently participates in staring contests with the sun, and always wins.
32. Some say he's the reason we didn't die in 2012
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