THE only way I thought I’d manage to write 500 words about the T-Roc cabriolet was to royally take the mick.
I mean, what’s to like? Not only is it a crossover — which generally bore me to tears — it’s had its roof cut off. Which makes as much sense as trying to organise a big family BBQ to watch Euro 2020.
Without seeing the car in the flesh, it screamed: “Ken and Barbie on Malibu beach.”
So I got a couple printed up pronto to take to SkegVegas.
Now I feel like the dummy.
Because now I’ve driven it, I can see why people will be charmed.
We buy more soft-tops on these green and pleasant lands than Spain and Italy combined.
And despite the clematis-like crawl of crossovers across the entire country, T-Roc is one of the better ones.
That’s because it’s a jacked-up Golf. Underneath that pumped-up and topless body, it has Golf minerals.
Which means there is no point going on about how it drives or its build quality. Because it’s a Golf.
And Volkswagen has been perfecting the Golf since 1974. It understands what people want from a car.
What I can tell you is that VW promised to keep a cabriolet in its line-up — and the T-Roc replaces the Golf and Beetle drop tops.
Observations. It has a stress-free electric hood, four full-size seats and headroom of about 225,000 miles.
Naturally the boot is compromised, at 284 litres, but it’s big enough for the weekly shop — plus, lid down, you can fill the rear seats like a skip.
That reminds me. If you see a shopping list somewhere on the A57, it’s probably mine.
Negatives? When the sun is shining and you’re juicing up on vitamin D, absolutely none whatsoever.
It is comfy, clean-cut, cool and classless.
I can’t even grumble about the price.
It’s not cheap and it’s not expensive, especially when compared to the shortlived Evoque convertible.
OK, I do have one small gripe.
They haven’t lined the door pockets — like they do in a Golf — so everything you put in there rattles. But that’s it.
Jump on the VW configurator and your choices are simple: Two well-equipped trim levels, Design and R-Line, and two peppy petrol engines.
The first is a 115hp 1-litre turbo and the second is a 150hp 1.5.
I’d nudge you towards the latter.
It’s got more beans when you‘re in a hurry but also shuts down two cylinders under light loads.
To sum up, then . . . the VW T-Roc is more versatile than a potato.
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There’s the sensible, standard T-Roc in all the usual flavours: Petrol or diesel; front-wheel drive or 4Motion four-wheel drive; manual or DSG auto.
There’s the hilarious 300hp T-Roc R for people who like speed.
And now we have the two-for-one crossover/cabriolet for real-life Ken and Barbie. You like?
Key facts:
VW T-ROC CABRIOLET
Price: £26,795
Engine: 1-litre 3cyl turbo petrol
Power: 115hp, 200Nm 0-62mph: 11.7 secs
Top speed: 116mph
Economy: 44mpg
CO2: 142g/km
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