Swingers are hosting Great British Bake Off-style cake-making contests to spice up their orgies
The bonking bakers are giving out sexual prizes for best buns and then use the baked goods for their orgies
Swingers are hosting a Great British Bake Off-style cake making contest at a sex orgy to raise cash for charity.
The bonking bakers will descend on a wife-swapping bash with their creamy confections – and organisers have promised a bottle of champers for the best buns.
And party planners are hoping they will be packed to the rafters with crumpet – and no doubt plenty of soggy bottoms.
The hosts of GBBO are known for their love of smutty remarks when discussing contestants’ creations with hot baps, dough balls and erect biscuits all tickling the viewing audience.
But they might find what is being cooked-up in a penthouse in Leeds later this month hard to stomach.
The organisers tell would-be bakers on an internet sex site that there’s £25 entrance fee for single blokes – plus guests must bring a cake a fiver contribution to a leading cancer charity.
They also say there will be “three greedy girls” on hand to satisfy guests’ appetites.
And they reveal that it isn’t just a cake-admiring day – as their creations will be devoured to fuel the afternoon antics.
They tell punters “Hi guys, my friend and I are launching a new monthly sex club to be held at a luxury penthouse apartment in Leeds.
“Entry will be a £25 donation to costs for single males, numbers will be kept strictly controlled, and there will be a minimum of three greedy girls and two couples ready to play.
“Bring your own drinks and all items like condoms, towels etc will be provided. The place has two showers and a bathroom so everyone can get clean after getting filthy.
“The first party is scheduled for 15 September from noon til 4pm.
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“Now as we all love a bit of crumpet and the Bake Off is back on the telly we thought we’d have a baking contest to break the ice – and give us something to nibble on during the day!”
The listing adds that the £5 donation will be handed to the MacMillan cancer charity.
“I’m going to ask that everyone brings a cake and gives a £5 donation to the McMillan cancer charity. And the best cake on the day wins a bottle of champers.”
