Randy Brits reveal their top ten outdoor sexual fantasies… from under a waterfall, down and alleyway and even a seaside pier
GETTING frisky in the great outdoors is a big turn-on for randy Brits.
Waterfalls are the No1 place women would pick for a spot of al fresco nookie, according to a survey. But when it comes to sex outdoors, anywhere is fair game.
While that romantic venue failed to make the top ten, the survey of more than 8,000 women by VictoriaMilan, a leading dating site for love cheats, did include saunas, museums, pools and, er, alleyways.
This lusty lot have ticked off all ten spots between them.
Here, they tell how out and about is so much better than between the boring old sheets . . .
1. Waterfall
STUDENT Clover Pittilla, 21 from Bournemouth, got to tick off the number one fantasy when she got frisky with her fella beneath a waterfall last year. She says:
"We’d gone for a weekend away in the Lake District and we’d booked a cute little hotel, but the walls were paper thin.
"There was an old man staying in the room next to us and we felt uncomfortable making any noise. My boyfriend suggested we go for a walk so I packed a picnic and we found a nice spot to eat our lunch.
"It was his idea – he thinks nature and nudity go together.
"It was romantic but also really sexy. The sound of the water is really relaxing. I can see why it’s the top fantasy.
"We had a really big blanket so we wrapped up in that afterwards and dried off before finishing our sandwiches."
2. Balcony
SAMANTHA FISHER and her road worker boyfriend Joe Stribley got frisky on a hotel balcony last October. The couple, both 25, from Maidstone, Kent, who have been together for four years, fulfilled Britain’s second favourite sexual fantasy in Albufeira, Portugal. Dancer Samantha says:
"We’d had a brilliant day and went back to our hotel to get ready for the evening.
"We stepped on to the balcony and one thing led to another. We hadn’t planned to have sex but we got caught up in the moment.
"At the time we didn’t think about all the people that could be watching from their own hotel rooms. It was like putting on a show where you couldn’t see the audience’s faces.
"On holiday you can relax and get a chance to spice things up together – it’s the perfect time to try something new.
"The idea of having sex outside has always appealed to me and you just feel a bit friskier when you’re on holiday spending quality time together.
"I’d like to try having sex in a waterfall – that would be really amazing."
3. Restaurant loo
ACCOUNTANT Charlotte Harris, 30, from South Ruislip, West London, and her partner James Murfin, 29, a maintenance worker, from Uxbridge, West London, had a quickie in a restaurant loo between courses two months ago. She says:
"We’d gone for dinner at a really nice restaurant and had booked a hotel for the night because I live with my parents and he lives with his dad.
"We were on our fourth date and it would have been a bit awkward if we’d gone home.
"After we ordered dessert, James popped to the toilet and then I thought I’d better go too before it arrived.
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"The toilets were in the basement and as I was walking down the stairs, James was coming out of the toilets. He grabbed hold of me for a quick snog and pushed me into the gents.
"We’d had a bit to drink and the sexual tension had been building up all night.
"We went into a cubicle and James lifted up my dress and got me up against the wall, with my foot on the toilet seat."
4. Swimming pool
STAY-at-home mum Anthea Nash made a big splash with her hubby. The 35-year-old, who lives with Alfie, 38, a businessman, in Finchley, North London, and their ten-year-old son, Jordan, dived in for some underwater nookie on their wedding anniversary. Alfie says:
"Having sex in a swimming pool had always been on my to-do list. I defy any man to say it’s not on theirs.
"Anthea and I were enjoying a child-free romantic break at a hotel in King’s Cross, London.
"We’d had a spa in the day, a lovely dinner, then in the evening we went for a Jacuzzi and swim.
"There was no one else around, so we started kissing and cuddling and then took the opportunity.
"It was more awkward than I thought it would be, and it was quite funny manoeuvering into different positions. I tried to make it look like I was pretending to be a lifeguard dragging her around the pool, in case anyone came in.
"Thankfully no one did, and I’d definitely recommend it as one to try."
5. In a lift
SAREETA JAMES, a financial consultant enjoyed a high-risk romp in a lift with her partner. The 25-year-old from Wimbledon, South West London, says:
"It was after a romantic meal in a rather swish restaurant in London about a month ago that I had sex in a lift with my boyfriend.
"We’d been very flirty and sexy with each other all evening, and we both knew what was going to happen.
"The restaurant was on the roof, and there was no one around when we called the lift.
"We started kissing, and one thing led to another.
"We made the lift go up and down three times by repeatedly pressing the buttons as we passionately ripped at each other’s clothing.
"The good thing about making love in a lift is that it’s easy to get a rhythm going – after all, you’re going up and down already. The sex was quick and very passionate – not the best we’ve ever had, but the thought of being potentially interrupted really turned us on."
6. Sauna
FULL-TIME mum and fitness trainer Nilufer Atik, 42, lives in Kingston-upon-Thames, South West London. She got steamy in a sauna with her personal trainer boyfriend four years ago. She says:
"I was dating my personal trainer at the time and he brought out the wild side in me.
"He had a great body and I had a really good figure too from all the training, which boosted my confidence. I’d wear tiny shorts and crop tops at the gym.
"It was very sexual dating a personal trainer. My libido shot through the roof too.
"I was a member of a luxury gym in central London and arranged for him to come along one day on a day pass. After our workout, we went to the sauna for a treat.
"The steam and the heat made it really sexy. No one else was there and we started kissing.
"I climbed on top of him and it was proper steamy sex – I thought I was going to pass out. We got caught when one of the staff came in.
"She’d seen us kissing in the Jacuzzi and must have got suspicious. She kicked us out and I was so embarrassed I never went back there.
"I’m now a member at a David Lloyd Club and I’d never do it there because it’s much more family orientated.";
7. Seaside pier
THORN HOPDEN, who runs her own jewellery business, got saucy at the seaside when she had some night-time nookie on the pier with her long-term partner two years ago. The 28- year-old from Margate, Kent, says:
"We had a quickie on the pier and I got splinters in my bum as a seaside souvenir.
"It happened on a day out to Broadstairs after we’d been for a few drinks. By the evening, we were a bit tipsy and went for a walk along the pier.
"We hadn’t planned to have sex but just got a bit carried away.
"I made sure no one was around – can you imagine if there had been an old couple sat there eating their chips?
"We’re both quite adventurous when it comes to sex, otherwise it can be a bit boring. I love having sex outdoors."
8. Museum
SINGLE Cassandra Jones made a real exhibition of herself by having nookie with a former boyfriend in a museum. The 26-year-old marketing worker, who lives in Camden, North London, says:
"This happened when I was visiting the Avebury Stone Circle and museum in Wiltshire.
"I’d been having a weekend away with my then boyfriend, and we were staying with other friends so we had to be cautious about having sex in the guest room.
"We went out to explore the area and went to visit the famous stone circle. We were sitting on the grass outside the museum and my boyfriend jokingly said we ought to nip in for a quick one.
"I said something like, ‘Maybe we should give it a go’, and it just happened. We sneaked into the museum, which was quiet and dark. There was a lady at the reception desk, but she was reading and barely looked up.
"Trying not to giggle, we headed for the back and walked behind a case of local history books.
"We kissed but got down to the sex pretty sharpish, as we knew we wouldn’t have much time – there was a big tour going around the stones with a guide.
"It’s very hard to have sex in a museum. It’s very quiet, so every movement echoes, and we had to concentrate very hard on not panting or even issuing a squeak, which was quite difficult.
"We sneaked out with very flushed faces and even put a tip in the charity box as a way of saying thank you."
9. Alleyway
SARAH CHAMBERS, 28, works in events management and lives in Manchester with her partner Simon, 32, who is an engineer. Sarah, right, says:
"Making love in an alleyway is the most outrageous thing I have ever done, and as I’m still with the same partner it’s become a sexy secret between the two of us.
"It happened seven years ago when we were both students at Exeter University.
"We’d been for a boozy night out and on the way home we walked past what is reputed to be the smallest back alley in Britain.
"We looked at each other, and ducked into the alleyway and began kissing.
"It was a very dark night, but there were lots of other students walking past each end of the alleyway.
"Without actually removing articles of clothing we managed to have sex – although it must have been pretty obvious to anyone walking by what we were doing. We were young and a bit silly, but it was with someone I loved and I knew he loved me, so although it was a risky place to have sex, I don’t regret it."
10. Hotel lobby
JESSICA GLADSTONE, 29, from Stoke Newington, North London, got fruity with an ex in a hotel lobby a couple of years ago. The photographer, below, says:
"I was living in Sydney, Australia, at the time and had been out to a bar with a guy I’d been seeing. We’d been kissing in the taxi back to his place and things got quite passionate. He got locked out and it was the early hours of the morning, so we went to a hotel.
"We were in the lobby and we got carried away. He hoisted up my dress, picked up my leg and we had sex up against the wall.
"There was a night porter on duty but he wasn’t there. It must have been all caught on camera though. The security guard would have had a right laugh the next day."
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