SUMMER LOVING?
Hilarious YouTuber Jaack Maate reveals the five reasons he can’t stand summer in his latest video
The vlogger lists sunburn and wasps among his summer pet peeves
ANYONE one who follows Jaack Maate knows that he loves a good moan.
In his latest vlog the Ricky Gervais style YouTuber comedian explained the five things he can't stand about summer.
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From the inevitable sunburn to the swarms of wasps, here are the during the summer months...
The wasps
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The vlogger expressed a strong dislike for the pesky insects, going as far as to compare them to terrorists.
He said: "In my opinion wasps are to bees what ISIS are to Muslims.
"Wasps and bees look a little bit similar - they definitely wear the same stuff, but their mentalities are complete polar opposites."
The YouTuber expanded on the metaphor explaining that bees are vital members of society while wasps just "come along and sting everybody".
The sunburn
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Jack confesses that as he's ginger he finds it easy to get burnt when the sun does make an appearance.
The vlogger said: "I don't get sun-kissed, I get sun raped.
"I had factor 50 covered all over me and the sun didn't give a s***."
The guy at the park with a Frisbee
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Also featured on Jack's list of summer gripes was "that one man from the local area who takes frisbee-ing too seriously".
He said: "I mean the fact that frisbee guy pays more than a quid for his frisbee is enough to know he's a proper bell end."
Hay fever
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Jack confessed that he was a big sufferer of hay fever. He complained of suffering from an itchy throat and watery eyes.
The vlogger said: "How come whenever you tell someone you suffer from hay fever they always give you the same response?
"'That's so weird I've literally never had that. I've just never suffered from it.'"
He continued to rant that you would never get that response if you were speaking about another medical condition.
The shirtless crew
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Topping Jack's list was the men who take every opportunity to take their tops off when the sun comes out.
He said: "The most annoying thing about summer is hands down the shirtless crew.
"You know... that group who when it hits something pathetic like 14 degrees, they whack their shirt off and they walk through the city centre."
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