Woman’s horror after her male pal, 30, reveals he’s NEVER seen pubic hair ‘on a chick’ before
Kirstie Mercer was left astounded after one of her male friends admitted that he'd never seen a woman with a pubic hair
I REMEMBER the very day I started to feel ashamed of my pubic hair. I was 15, and girls at school were talking about shaving their bits because “guys thought it was gross”.
Up until that point, I’d been beaming with pride of my wiry patch of new pubic hair because of what it represented — a welcoming into womanhood.
And as a late bloomer, I was eager to find my seat at the lady-table and pubes were my ticket in.
But regardless of all that, the only people I wanted to impress even more desperately than girls my own age, were boys my own age. So without a second thought, I learnt quickly to loathe that part of my body.
Just over a decade later, I found myself (last week) talking to a male friend about a girl he’d recently started sleeping with.
I asked what she was like and his eyes lit up and his voice lowered as he half-whispered “she has a full-on bush” as if her pubes had come from the black market instead of her own follicles.
“I’ve never seen that before on a chick,” he smiled.
My mate, a week away from 30 had never, in his entire existence come across a woman with a single scrap of pubic hair.
He found the whole concept foreign and exciting, as if he were only now seeing a woman naked for the first time.
I was dumbfounded. How is that even possible?
Surely at some point he’d come across some pubic hair.
Maybe as a teenager? In between waxes? When the can of Nair had run out?
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But he looked adamant “I’m telling you Kristie. Never as in never ever.”
And then I started to feel incredibly sad. Sad because I realised literally nothing is sacred, not even the single body part that defines you as a woman.
The dos and don’ts of fashion don’t pertain just to handbags and high heels, even our genitals fall victim to style trends. If the current pubic fashion had a double page spread in Vogue it would read “Bald AF: because the way it looks naturally is gross so fix it.”
Research suggests that pubic hair removal is increasingly the norm in Australia, especially over the past 20 years, with 60 per cent of young Australian women removing some pubic hair and 48 per cent removing all of it.
But the last few decades aren’t the first time in history we’ve seen chicks rocking bald bits, women have been shaving downstairs since ancient Greece and Egypt.
Hieroglyphics depict women with small triangles of pubic hair and the metal razors they used to trim it.
Ancient Greek women removed hair because they believed it to be “uncivilised” with Greek sculptors and artists depicting women constantly with a fresh Nair job aka completely hairless.
Of course the motivator back in the day was a much more practical one — to stop the spreading of genital lice — whereas these days increasing attractiveness, cleanliness and pleasing a partner remain the top reasons cited for a #hairfreelyf.
Of course, I wasn’t thinking about any of this before my first Brazilian wax at 17.
Looking back now, the decision was so unconscious. You don’t ask yourself why or what it means, you just hedge a bet that by following the masses, you’ll somehow be more accepted.
And these days, it’s much easier to make that unconscious decision a whole lot more permanent with laser hair removal fast becoming the norm.
$773million (£441million) was spent back in 2012 on non-invasive cosmetic procedures like laser and it’s only set to increase with the global market estimated to reach $3.6billion (£2billion) by 2020.
It’s no wonder gals rocking pubes are becoming as rare as ... well, a gal rocking pubes.
When dudes were asked how they preferred their partners to style their lady-bush in a recent study by the Journal of Sexual Medicine, 60 per cent of them answered “hair free.”
But let me pose you this philosophical question — how do they actually know that for sure if they’ve never even seen a single woman with hair, like my friend?
It’s a bit like how I used to hate oysters even though I’d never actually tried one. I now love oysters, my mate loves pubes and the world is a better place for it.
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