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'My baby looks like a potato'

Husband texts his wife to say their son accidentally shaved his head – and she goes ballistic

Here's the ultimate masterclass in how to troll your partner

AN EXASPERATED mum completely lost it when she thought her baby boy’s hair had been shaved off.

The amusing messages were sent between a husband and wife, and got increasingly heated as they went on.

 It didn't take long for the nurse to realise that her husband was up to something shady
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It didn't take long for the nurse to realise that her husband was up to something shadyCredit: Imgur

The conversation started off innocently enough, as hubbie Bobby asked his wife how her shift at the hospital was going.

But it soon turned sour when he questioned whether or not they could reschedule their family photoshoot.

The nurse’s suspicions were immediately aroused when her mischievous husband began to lay his affections on thick.

 His wide-grin should've been a sign for the mischief that was about to come
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His wide-grin should've been a sign for the mischief that was about to comeCredit: Array
 Bobby confessed that he'd left his hair clippers unattended... which had resulted in mayhem
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Bobby confessed that he'd left his hair clippers unattended... which had resulted in mayhemCredit: Array

She demanded: “Why do we need to reschedule the pics Bobby… I swear to God you better tell me.”

Unable to find the words, Bobby sent over a snap of his son’s interesting new haircut.

The tot appeared to have a VERY noticeable line shaved down his parting.

Unsurprisingly, the wife was not happy with her husband and desperately tried to ring him.

 Bobby blames his wife for setting up the photoshoot in the first place
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Bobby blames his wife for setting up the photoshoot in the first placeCredit: Array

After ignoring her calls, Bobby assured: “Calm down I’m going to fix it”, before sending over a snap of more shaved hair.

He explained: “He got the trimmers… You can’t talk his hair back on I’m fixing it.”

The cheeky husband even has the nerve to add: “I was trimming my neck for the pictures that YOU wanted to do this is ur fault.”

 Bobby sends over another snap of their son, who has a huge line shaved across his scalp
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Bobby sends over another snap of their son, who has a huge line shaved across his scalpCredit: Imgur
 The furious wife whinges that her son 'looks like a potato', before blasting her hubby
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The furious wife whinges that her son 'looks like a potato', before blasting her hubbyCredit: Imgur

This enrages his wife further, who claps back: “MY FAULT?!? IT’S gonna be my fault.

“Ur gonna be my fault”.

Bobby sends over more snaps of their son, but the woman remains inconsolable.

She said: “Omg my baby my sweet baby looks like a potato.

“WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE CLIPPERS OUT.”

 Bobby concocts a plan to cheer his son up... and it does NOT go well
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Bobby concocts a plan to cheer his son up... and it does NOT go wellCredit: Array
 He tells his anxious wife that he's planning on shaving his head too
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He tells his anxious wife that he's planning on shaving his head tooCredit: Array

If he hadn’t tormented his wife enough, Bobby then revealed he had a plan to make her son feel better about his new haircut.

He said: “He’s sooo sad. I think he’d feel better if I shaved my head too.

“Say goodbye to it. He won’t stop crying. Gotta do it.”

Fearing that she’d end up with a bald toddler AND husband, the woman begs: “pick UP THE PHONE I swear to God if you do it I will shave your face with my car PICK UP.”

 Bobby sends over a picture where the pair are both completely bald
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Bobby sends over a picture where the pair are both completely baldCredit: Array
 His assurances that "it looks cool" and "it will grow back" prove completely futile
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His assurances that "it looks cool" and "it will grow back" prove completely futileCredit: Array

Her threats aren’t enough, as she then receives a picture of her hairless boys.

She accuses: “IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CUT MY BABY’S HAIR WITH A WEEDEATER.

“And you omg your hair why Bobby I don’t know why why why why omg why.”

After threatening to knock her husband’s head off, the wife reveals that the whole ordeal has made her leave work.

It’s then that prankster Bobby decides to come clean.

 It turned out that not everything was as it seemed in the text conversation
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It turned out that not everything was as it seemed in the text conversationCredit: Imgur
 Bobby's prank was revealed when he sent over the un-edited photo
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Bobby's prank was revealed when he sent over the un-edited photoCredit: Imgur

He sent over two selfies of him and his little boy, assuring: “It’s photoshop baby no ones head is shaved everything is fine”.

The relieved – but irritated – woman responded: “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.”

She also warned: “One day I’m gonna have to tell my bunk mate in prison I’m doing life bc my dumb ass husband thought he was funny… Ur gonna pay oooooomg u just wait.”

 The wife seemed to take the prank well... but she has told Bobby to watch his back
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The wife seemed to take the prank well... but she has told Bobby to watch his backCredit: Imgur

Since the hilarious text exchange was posted to Imgur yesterday, it’s racked up over 382,000 views.

Some have questioned whether the messages are fake or not.

One Imgur user accused: “Have you ever been in a relationship with a nurse? They don't have time to have long text messages during work.”

Despite this, some are convinced that the conversation is real.

A commenter said: “Based on my time in the hospital, they nurses spent a lot of time on their phones, my room was right across from the station.”

Another agreed: “Yes they do? It takes like 20 seconds to send a text, this conversation could've been like 5 minutes total.”

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