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BUTT OF THE JOKE

Girl, 18, shocks Tattoo Fixers with tattoo on her bum of a cartoon willy with a cone on its head

THE TATTOO Fixers are left shocked this week when a woman comes into the parlour desperate to cover up a saucy tattoo on her bum.

Nicole, 18, from Glasgow pulled back her trousers to reveal  a cartoon willy with a cone on its head.

 Nicole revealed she had the tattoo of a willy with a cone on its head - to the horror of the Tattoo Fixers
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Nicole revealed she had the tattoo of a willy with a cone on its head - to the horror of the Tattoo FixersCredit: E4
 She said she thought it was funny at first but now hates it
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She said she thought it was funny at first but now hates itCredit: E4

Tattoo artists Alice and Jay and receptionist Paisley Billings were gobsmacked, and Nicole revealed she had got the tattoo free from a studio.

Nicole told the E4 show: “I consider myself a girly girl but then I have a tattoo that normally a boy on a lad’s holiday would get.

“I like to have fun and I like to drink. I love making all my friends laugh and I thought what better way to make them laugh than to get a stupid tattoo.

 Tattoo artists Alice and Jay, and receptionist Paisley Billings were gobsmacked at the inking
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Tattoo artists Alice and Jay, and receptionist Paisley Billings were gobsmacked at the inkingCredit: E4
 Receptionist Paisley joked that the willy looked like it was dancing
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Receptionist Paisley joked that the willy looked like it was dancingCredit: E4

“I went down to the tattoo shop to get a tattoo on my leg and whilst I was there the tattoo artist offered me a free tattoo.”

Nicole told the confused artists that the cone was actually a reference to her Glaswegian roots.

She said: “To make it a bit more Glaswegian I decided to put a traffic cone on its head.

“There’s a statue in the centre of Glasgow and people climb up and put a traffic cone on its head, so not only would this tattoo be funny but it would be iconically Scottish – sort of.”

 Nicole, 18, opted to cover it up with a flowery design by artist Alice
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Nicole, 18, opted to cover it up with a flowery design by artist AliceCredit: E4

Paisley couldn’t control her laughter as she stared at it close up.

She said: “Look how happy he is, it’s like he’s dancing.

“You are right, it’s a tattoo for a boy and what boys get when they are drunk.”

Nicole laughed: “I want to cover it with something girly, like flowers or a heart.”

Jay joked: “How about a vagina with a cone on its head?"

 The new design featured hearts and flowers and Nicole said it was a lot more girly than her previous mistake
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The new design featured hearts and flowers and Nicole said it was a lot more girly than her previous mistakeCredit: E4

The artists set about coming up with a new design for Nicole, and she ended up choosing a flowery creation by Alice.

When she was given the big reveal, she loved the new creation.

She said: “It’s amazing, I love it. Nice and big and girly.”

Last month, the Tattoo Fixers got a laugh when a lad's tattoo revealed his love of Porn Hub and a woman had a tattoo meaning ‘T**s Out, Legs Open’ inked on her vagina.

Tattoo Fixers in on E4 at 9pm on Tuesdays

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