Lad visits Tattoo Fixers to cover up groin inking of a spider with COBWEBS which he got to mark the time he went for SEVEN MONTHS without sex

A LAD visits the Tattoo Fixers parlour this week to get rid of an inking that marks the time he went for seven months without sex.

Mark told Sketch and Alice how the design of a spider dangling from a cobweb was to remind him of the "rough patch" he went through seven years ago.

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He added that two months after getting the tatt, he met a new partner, bringing an end to his dry spell.

Speaking about how he ended up with the unusual design, Mark explained: "One night I was sat at home, I had a few beers in me, and I decided to do a tattoo on the fact that I hadn't had sex for a long time, to remind me of it.

"It was a rough patch."

At first Alice was puzzled as he unveiled an inking of a spider dangling from beneath his boxer shorts.

But Mark cleared up her confusion when he rolled up his underwear to reveal the "cobwebs".

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Sketch explained to his shocked colleague: "What happens when you don't touch something for ages? It gets spider webs on it!"

Alice asked Mark: "So you have cobwebs in your pants?" to which he proudly replied: "I did have cobwebs."

Mark then revealed he and his current partner had given the spider a nickname - Fred.

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Asked if she liked Fred, he explained: "When I was on the way down here, she wrote all the directions down and on the bottom of it she wrote 'bye bye Fred'."

He said he wanted it covered up with an "alien warfare" design.

With Sketch having drawn up a design, Mark went under the needle to have his spider tattoo transformed.

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When he checked out his finished cover-up, Mark exclaimed: "That's awesome. That is absolutely epic. It's better than I could have imagined."

He added: "Now the sex is out of this world."

Hopefully his other half won't miss Fred too much.

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Earlier this month we told how the Tattoo Fixers were left gobsmacked by a lad’s inking which declared his love of Porn Hub.

In another recent episode, a bloke and his boss revealed stag do inkings that formed a willy when put together.

Tattoo Fixers airs on E4 on Tuesdays at 9pm.