‘IT’S RUINED MY SEX LIFE’

Tattoo Fixers shocked by lad’s belly tattoo of a threesome labelled ‘Me, your mum and Chuck Norris’

THE Tattoo Fixers might think they have seen everything but there’s still the odd inking that makes their jaws drop.

Sketch, Jay and Alice were shocked when 22-year-old Jimmy unveiled his filthy tribute to Chuck Norris in this week’s show.

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Jimmy came into the Tattoo Fixers shop for a cover up

The lad, from Northern Ireland, had a drawing of a stick woman and two men in a threesome with the words ‘Me, Your Mum and Chuck Norris’.

He told the Tattoo Fixers team: “It’s horrendous. It interferes with everyday life like swimming and sex life.”

“I thought it was really funny at the time. My dad was not happy at all.”

Jimmy – a huge fan of the action star – revealed he got the offensive artwork on a night out with the lads.

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Jimmy unveils obscene drawing in the store

He said: “I like to go out and get p***ed and have a laugh.

“We were going to see a film but we all started getting smashed before so we told the taxi driver to pull over at a tattoo parlour and we carried on the party in there.

“We turned it into our own wee festival. But the tattoo artist was like ‘You know this is a tattoo shop so you’re going to have to get a tattoo.’

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“I had an epiphany and I knew exactly what I wanted to get.

“I’ve always been a massive Chuck Norris fan. He’s the coolest bloke in the world. He’s got the beard and the muscles and he just comes in and kicks ass.

“My tattoo had to be Chuck Norris, the King.”

Sketch, Jay and Alice are shocked by the tattoo
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He added: “My dad absolutely hates it. He detests this tattoo so I either had to go to the Tattoo Fixers or go on Jeremy Kyle.”

Luckily he chose the E4 show and got the tatt covered with something a bit more “Rock n’Roll” – a skull  design.

Chuck would be proud.

Last week, the Tattoo Fixers got a laugh when a lad's tattoo revealed his love of Porn Hub,

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Tattoo Fixers is on E4 on Tuesday night at 9pm

The lad's dad was not happy about the design
The Tattoo Fixers covered the inking with a skull design

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