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It’s Elf on the Shelf as you’ve never seen him before… people are posting x-rated photos of the doll in VERY compromising positions

IF you have kids you'll definitely know all about Elf of the Shelf, and even if you don't the doll has probably popped up on your social media feeds.

The idea is the toy is sent by Father Christmas to watch over kids in the run up to December 25.

 This is the elf which is perched in homes around the UK at the moment
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This is the elf which is perched in homes around the UK at the momentCredit: Getty Images

Parents move him around the hope to show their little ones he's reporting back on their behaviour... and saying whether they should make the naughty or nice list.

All pretty standard, which could be why parents have started having their own fun with it.

Photos of versions of the elf toy in highly compromising positions have been cropping up online, and people can't get enough of them.

 Well, every elf needs to find a way to relax
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Well, every elf needs to find a way to relax

After all, who doesn't want to see what Santa's little helper gets up to once the world is asleep? And if this photo is anything to go by he enjoys some pretty x-rated pastimes.

Who knew elves had money to splash on pretty ladies after all?

Many of the shots have been posted on Facebook page , which has the tag line 'these elves are out of control'.

 It's enough to put you off mince pies for life
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It's enough to put you off mince pies for life
 Who doesn't need a hero?
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Who doesn't need a hero?

Mums and dads have certainly thought out of the box with some of the shots, but hopefully no kids have got a glimpse of the hilarious snaps.

Take this one, which meshes together the elf with favourite fairy tale Snow White... but not as you know it.

Rather than helping the princess, the seven dwarfs are seen tying her up while the elf gets her Prince Charming on the line, presumably asking for a ransom.

 We're pretty sure this isn't how the traditional tale went
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We're pretty sure this isn't how the traditional tale went

If that's taking things a little too far, there's always this cheeky chap who seems to be at the office Christmas party.

Why else would he be photocopying his behind?

 One too many, we've all been there at the work do
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One too many, we've all been there at the work do
 Although hopefully we haven't all been here too...
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Although hopefully we haven't all been here too...

And then it's back to the pretty bleak.

It seems this little guy's not feeling the Christmas cheer, why else has he run-a-muck among the marshmallow snowmen?

 Not everyone is into Christmas, after all
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Not everyone is into Christmas, after all

Props to whoever came up with this hilarious image too.

Little did you know the Christmas elf has a nifty sideline as a Kim Kardashian impersonator.

 So even elves love Kim Kardashian it seems
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So even elves love Kim Kardashian it seems

As you can see, his recreation of her infamous Paper magazine cover is pretty stunning.

When not busy working the little guy has some pretty risque habits.

 Don't let the kids see this one
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Don't let the kids see this one
 And this one is definitely one for once the tots are in bed
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And this one is definitely one for once the tots are in bed
 OK, we get the idea - this elf is most definitely x-rated
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OK, we get the idea - this elf is most definitely x-rated

From relaxing with a cigarette to some very X-rated bedroom habits, these are the elf antics you'll never want your little ones to see.

They don't have to be quite so rude though, here are some hilarious poses your can try at home.

 Well, at least she's enjoying the posing
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Well, at least she's enjoying the posing
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