Tattoo Fixers meet a lad who had a WILLY tattoo inked on his leg as a tribute to his girlfriend – and it got him DUMPED
Craig thought he'd 'get lucky' when his girl saw the tattoo but it had the opposite effect
GOOD news for lovers of bad tatts.
Tattoo Fixers is back – and episode one is a real corker, featuring a terrible tackle tatt and a totally awful pair of hairy testicles.
First up is Craig – also known as Pumba – with a romantic gesture that went horribly wrong.
While on holiday with the lads he was missing his girlfriend so he decided to get her initial tattooed on his ankle – coming out a picture of a penis.
Not the smartest move.
He told the Tattoo Fixers team he was a lad who would do anything for a laugh.
He said: “I get pissed, I play rugby and I do stupid sh**.
He added: “When I go away I usually get a drunken tattoo.
“This time it was different because I have a missus at home.”
So he decided a tribute to his true love was just the thing.
He said: “I honestly thought I was being romantic.”
Sadly – but not surprisingly – the “missus” didn’t appreciate the gesture.
Pumba revealed: “When I got home I showed her the tattoo thinking I was going to get lucky that night. Get jiggy jiggy.
“She slapped me in the face and kicked me out of my own house.”
After showing them the horrendous tattoo – which has the girl’s initials coming out of the tackle as if being ejaculated – he was questioned by the team.
Alice asked: “Did you really think that was romantic?”
Craig replied: “I thought she’d enjoy it.”
The tatt joined a long list of everyone he went on a massive holiday with, which stretches down his thigh.
The rugby-loving boozer also proved his claim that he was up for anything by LICKING Alice’s blistered toe.
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Jay dared him: “Bet you won’t lick Alice’s blister.”
He said: “Get it out!”
Then he grossed out the whole team by giving it a really good lick.
Pumba wasn’t the one with a pig of a tattoo on the show - which has also brought us the 'Mummy Banger' tatt and the legendary 'T***ywhackers' logo in the past.
Aaron, from Brighton, revealed a choice inking from a lad’s holiday in Magaluf.
He said after a four day binge on “vodka and KFC” he passed out and woke up with a tattoo of a pair of hairy testicles on his leg.
“I pulled the sheet off and where it was stuck I was like ‘please says that’s felt tip.’ Then I went, ‘Oh no it’s real.’
The he revealed that is “actually someone’s nutsack because we took it off Google images.”
Paisley was impressed, telling him: “That’s actually quite different because we get a lot of c**ks in here.”
You said it girl.
Tattoo Fixers returns to E4 on Wednesday December 7 at 9pm.
