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HO HO NO!

These 33 hilarious letters to Santa will make your kids seem like little angels

From outrageous demands to sickly sweet flattery, these kids certainly know what they want for Christmas this year...

SANTA is making a list, checking it twice, and these kids couldn't care less whether they've been naughty or nice.

Writing a letter to Santa each year with present requests is a tradition that most kids love, and most parents loathe. And it's easy to see why - the little tikes get to pour their hearts out to Father Christmas and detail everything their hearts desire, while parents are left biting their nails at the thought of the expensive (and often, ridiculous) requests.

And while kids come out with some cracking quotes all year round, writing a Christmas list offers the perfect opportunity for them to be even more hilarious.

Here's our round up of the funniest lists out there: 

"All I want for Christmas is... EVERYTHING."

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This little girl knows that she has been more naughty than nice...

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This little guy understands the power of bargaining...

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Jackson is just doing it for all the kids... and his fast food cravings

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Jennifer is just delivering the hard hitting truth that Santa needs to hear...

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This little guy is just so selfless... but would also like quite a lot for himself

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Samantha knows that forward planning is key to success...

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Mckynley's up to something, we're sure of it...

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Andrew is going to grow up to be a great philosopher some day...

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Evan, issuing a warning to people with little brothers everywhere...

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Shayna isn't being fooled again...

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Lily understands that a little flattery can go a long way...

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This little girl could melt even the iciest of hearts...

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Penelope is just covering her tracks...

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Frankly, if we were this kids' parents, we'd be terrified...

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"Is it too late now to say sorry?"

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Forget turkey...

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This little girl is covering all bases...

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Sometimes, you've just got to have faith in the big guy...
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Tennessee understands the power of delegation..

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Sometimes, the truth hurts...

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Just a couple of things, honest...

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This kid is a problem solver...

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Well, who wouldn't?

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Brian has the solution to sibling rivalry...

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Austin knows that lying doesn't get you anywhere in life...

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Nope, not asking for much at all...

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Nothing like a bit of old fashioned bribery...

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Just your usual every day objects, nothing to see here...

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There's no point wasting time on niceties, Santa's a busy man...

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Fair enough...

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Santa's good, but he's not THAT good...

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And finally... this little one is surely speaking from experience?

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