Walker puts up posters to reunite ‘lost rabbit’ with its owner…but there’s a reason no one came forward
The lost rabbit was apparently found 'stuck in a damp crevice' near an industrial park in Ewell, Surrey.
IT'S all happening in Surrey.
A poster appeal has been launched in Ewell, in the heart of leafy Surrey, to reunite an owner with their lost rabbit.
An eagle-eyed resident spotted the large rabbit wedged in a ditch while they were out walking along Longmead Road, near an industrial park in Ewell last week.
But this was no fluffy bunny - someone had misplaced their Rampant Rabbit sex toy in a field near an industrial estate.
Assuming the owner was desperate to be reunited with their errant rabbit, the concerned local has really gone out of their way to see it returned to its rightful place.
They printed out and distributed several posters in the area with the message: "FOUND. Longmead Road, Ewell. Large rabbit. Unusual colouring, seems well looked after".
The cheeky local, who wishes to remain anonymous (and clearly has a lot of time on their hands) said: "The poor rabbit was stuck in a damp crevice.
"It needs to be back in its warren before the weather gets too cold. It just proved too slippery to catch."
Strangely no one has come forward to claim the lost toy as yet.
Perhaps they treated themselves to a new one - after all you can get vibrators for £1 these days.