Tattoo Disasters lad woke from a drunken night to find swear words and a poo tattooed on his leg by his BEST MATE
A MAN who got had “one too many beers” woke up to find his best mate had tattooed a POO and some random swearwords all over his legs.
Tom told Tattoo Disasters he was shocked to find a “steaming turd” and the words “Swetty pijin” and “c*** Jim” inked on his thighs after a drunken session with pal Ed.
He revealed: “I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry”
The lads were enjoying a few bevvies together when Tom agreed to a tiny tattoo to test Ed’s new £100 home inking kit.
He told the Channel 5 show: “It started off with this little smiley face on the side of my leg, a little nice discreet thing … so we cracked on with that and then I passed out.”
When he came round, Ed was in the middle of the first of his offensive doodles.
Tom said: “I looked down on my leg and he was just in the middle of a steaming turd above my knee and I was like ‘what have you done?’”
Sadly he then passed out again and Ed continued sketching “whatever popped into my head.”
Tom was in for a shock the following day.
He said: “I got up in the morning and went to the toilet and the poo was on my right leg and I looked over to my left and it said ‘Swetty pijin’ and ‘C**t Jim.’”
To the side with the poo, Ed had also added the disabled badge symbol, a chicken drumsticks and the word ‘beer.’
Ed seemed pretty unrepentant, even though he admitted the tattoos were pretty horrible.
He said: “The random words and incorrect spelling makes it more funny.”
But Tom – who works as a dishwasher in a pub kitchen – was determined to sort out the mess.
He said: “When I get changed at work my managers can see I have these obscenities on my knee and I get dirty looks all the time.”
Unfortunately for him, the skateboard fan could only afford to cover the tatts on ONE leg.
Amazingly he chose to cover the poo and the disabled sign instead of the swearwords.
No accounting for taste.
The Channel 5 show has previously dealt with dodgy Tupac "Thug Life" tattoos and, last week, featured a dad-of-two who had to get rid of his "Bad boy" label to please his wife.
Tattoo Disasters UK airs on Channel 5 on Tuesday at 11.05 pm
