Reddit users share the worst – and cringiest – things to ever happen on a one night stand
One man shared a horror story about a woman who defecated all over the bed during foreplay
YOU may have had awkward one night stands before, but you'll be pleased to know it could have been a whole lot worse.
A cringe-inducing thread on Reddit saw hundreds of unlucky-in-love commenters trade horror stories as they revealed the very worst things to ever happen to them during their casual encounters.
The ranged from ridiculous revelations to some truly bizarre bedroom behaviour, and the confessions are surely enough to put you off casual sex for a long time.
One man shared a horror story about a woman who defecated all over the bed during foreplay - although he claimed that wasn't enough to end the encounter early.
And other Reddit users were less than impressed, with one reader joking: "I was just finishing a pizza, and my vomit-reflexes are under serious pressure now."
Another horror story saw one man stay over at a stranger's place, only to be woken up by a phone ringing in the morning.
Wrongly assuming it's his phone which is ringing, the unlucky bloke answers it, and ends up being shouted at by the girl's dad on the other end of the line.
The post read: "That's when I realised that my iPhone is black, and this one was white. Got up, called uber, left. Haven't talked to her since."
An even stranger story saw one man make quite an impression on a one night stand.
The comment reads: "Was a friend at a weird time. We got drunk, we banged, it was fun.
"Woke up and she told me she loved me, and that she said part of her hoped I got her pregnant."
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And a different Reddit user had a similar horror story, writing: "Probably the woman who told me she loved me and refused to let me leave her home.
"She threatened to pack her stuff and show up to my place with her kids and belongings too. I waited till she fell asleep and booked it. Haven't heard from her since...."
But the worst story is a whole different kind of painful encounter - since one unlucky man ended up in hospital after a one night stand went wrong.
The poster, who was very drunk at the time, spent the night with a girl he just met, and wanted to make a speedy getaway the next morning.
However, the girl's door was jammed shut, so the still-drunk man decided to climb out of her second storey window, breaking a wrist and smacking his face on the fall.
He said: ";I had to wait 8 hours until I was sober enough for surgery. All told my wrist needed two pins and a screw, I got 10 stitches in my chin, I broke 7 teeth, one of which pierced my lip, which required 4 more stitches."
These aren't the only shocking confessions to be shared on Reddit recently, after brides took to the message board to share the terrible things which went wrong on their wedding days.
And another illuminating thread saw men reveal what it's really like to be in a relationship with a sex worker.