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‘Can you have sex louder as it was hard to w*** with a cup to the wall?’

Hilarious letters from disgruntled residents complaining about their neighbours’ noisy sex

Here are some of the funniest messages left for neighbours who are partial to noisy night-time antics

THERE is little worse than a noisy neighbour – especially when you’re trying to get to sleep.

However, things can get even more awkward if the racket is caused by some rather boisterous bonking.

It can be difficult to know which route to take when it comes to such a situation.

Do you confront your neighbour mid-love-making sesh, ignore the noise, or pen them a note asking for them to keep it down in future?

A note definitely seems like a good option – it saves you the blushing by knocking on their door but also leaves you in control.

And, judging by these hilarious notes, it seems that it’s the preferred form of complaint for such a situation.

Here are some of the funniest messages left for neighbours who are partial to noisy night-time antics.

Straight to the point

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Politely put

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Safe sex T-Rex...genius

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Demonic love-making?

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The official route

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This guy has had enough

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Eww.

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That's one way to shame them...

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