Hang a right at Muckton Bottom to reach Nob Hill: Company creates maps that only show rude place names for the ultimate dirty road trip
If you're looking for an X-rated staycation, these saucy maps will serve you well
MORE and more Brits are opting for staycations these days to save cash.
While most head to renowned UK hotspots, those looking for a dirty weekend away may prefer a smutty tour of the nation’s sauciest place names.
A company called ST&G Marvellous Maps has come up with the novel idea of creating maps showing the rudest towns, villages and streets.
So if you’ve got room on your holiday for Fan y Big or fancy a dark drive down Butthole Lane, these maps will serve you very well as you travel from one racy location to the next.
Other possible destinations on your mini-break include Lord Herefords Knob, Twathats, Willy Knot and The Bastard.
Cartographers at ST&G managed to find a whopping 1,400 naughtily-named places across the whole of Blighty.
They’ve also drawn up mucky maps for the US and Australia – the latter of which boasts all manner of X-rated locations, including Muff Creek and Dickah Hill.
Though not to everyone’s tastes, a trip to the UK’s raciest places would certainly make for side-splitting Facebook fodder...
