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All the fun of the fair

Groom organises his fairground-themed wedding in a CAR PARK with dodgems taking centre stage in Don’t Tell The Bride

Kloe was not best impressed when she spotted how she'd be walking up the aisle

NOTE to grooms: having a "fun" plan for a wedding is probably not the way to impress the woman you're going to be spending the rest of your life with.

If only someone had told the latest guy to take part in Sky 1's Don't Tell The Bride.

 The chariot every bride dreams of
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The chariot every bride dreams ofCredit: Sky 1

Loz Hollins, 36, took the reins of his impending nuptials to Kloe, 25, and decided a funfair theme was the way to "really impress her".

Really committing to his idea, Loz decided to make dodgems the centre of the event - which was held in a CAR PARK.

His plan was for Kloe to drive herself up the aisle in one of the dodgems, which would be decked out in a 'here comes the bride' banner.

 Even Loz wasn't too sure his fiancee would embrace the theme
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Even Loz wasn't too sure his fiancee would embrace the themeCredit: Sky 1
 The wedding took place in a disused car park
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The wedding took place in a disused car parkCredit: Sky 1

Predictably, his fiancee was not too impressed.

"I don't want to do this. Why has it done this? What the f***?" she cried.

"I'm not doing it, I am not getting in that car, I want to walk down the aisle!"

 What a shocker
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What a shockerCredit: Sky 1

She wasn't on her own either - Loz was in a car too, with their families also seating in dodgems to watch the ceremony.

Maybe money was a bit tight though, as the other guests would have to make do with watching while on their feet.

All Kloe's worst fears were coming true, as she'd previously admitted being worried Loz wouldn't take their special day seriously.

Her dream was to be walked down the aisle by her granddad during a beach ceremony in Mallorca.

To be fair to Loz, he was trying to be romantic.

 Kloe dreamt of marrying abroad
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Kloe dreamt of marrying abroadCredit: Sky 1
 She really wanted a beach wedding
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She really wanted a beach weddingCredit: Sky 1

He first realised he wanted to marry Kloe while at a fair, which is why he decided to recreate one on their wedding day.

Loz was given £15,000 to spend on the couple's big day, but part of the deal was that Kloe forfeited any say in the plans.

 Kloe wasn't too sure about her dress...
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Kloe wasn't too sure about her dress...Credit: Sky 1
 Actually, she hated it
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Actually, she hated itCredit: Sky 1

That even included her dress... which once again Loz got wrong.

Kloe dreamt of a floaty, Grecian-inspired gown because she wanted to look elegant on her big day.

 She decided to wear the gown anyway
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She decided to wear the gown anywayCredit: Sky 1

She clearly hadn't passed that memo on to her fiance though, who got her a skin-tight white a gold dress with a huge fishtail ruffle costing £1,500.

The bride-to-be hated the gown and even cried as she tried it on.

 It seems the guys had a hunch their plans weren't going down well
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It seems the guys had a hunch their plans weren't going down wellCredit: Sky 1

She decided to go with it though, explaining that even though she wouldn't have chosen it the fact her partner had made it special.

Yep, he put tones of thought into it Kloe. No way he picked it by flicking a coin...

Don't Tell The Bride airs on Sky 1 at 8pm on Thursdays.

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