Joraine has very strict ideas about how her groom-to-be Marc should behave
GETTING married is a stressful time, so it's no surprise that some women get a bit caught up in things.
Obsessing over table plans and wanting the dream dress is one thing - threatening to bottle your husband-to-be when he has a drink on his stag do something else entirely.
Welcome to the world of TV show Bridezillas.
Joraine is marrying Marc, who took eight years to pop the question... judging by her attitude, it's not hard to see why.
"The theme of my wedding is 'better than yours', meaning everything is just over the top and beautiful and more glamorous than your wedding," she explains.
"I don’t think there’s anything that could really tear us apart. Unless I had to kill him or he had to kill me."
The feisty bride is seen standing on her fiance as he does push ups too, apparently because she thinks he needs to lose weight.
That becomes pretty clear later on, when Marc starts munching the sweets he's supposed to be organising into a "candy buffet" for the wedding.
"The candy buffet is a unique element to my wedding, I really need to keep Marc focused today because knowing him he’ll probably just want to eat all the candy," she says.
"Marc is such a fat ass, he won’t stop stuffing his face."
He then makes the heinous mistake of dropping one of the jars meant for the sweets, causing his caring fiance to become enraged.
"Do you want me to cut you?" she softly asks.
"If he doesn’t get his s*** together, I’m going to call this wedding off."
Unbelievably, the worst is yet to come.
Marc is supposed to be enjoying his stag do on the same night as Joraine is on her hen.
Bored of that plan, she decides to take her friends to the club her fiance's at because she has VERY set ideas on how he should be behaving.
"We are gonna go and find Marc and crash his party," she says.
"He’d better not be drinking, he’d better not be with girls, he’d better not be having fun without me because I will kill him.
"I will if Marc’s doing stuff he shouldn’t be doing.
"He shouldn’t be drinking, he shouldn’t be having fun… I don’t care if it’s his bachelor party.
"It could be Easter, it could be Christmas… it’s no excuse to act the fool.
"If he is dancing with a girl I am going to punch him in the face and I’m going to grab her by the hair and drag her through the dance floor."
Cut to Joraine walking in on her man grinding up against THREE WOMEN in the club. Bad move Marc.
"When I saw Marc dancing with three ladies… he’s lucky that I didn’t have a bottle in my hand because I would have smashed it over his head," she fumed.
"I consider dancing with other girls cheating and so is even thinking of other girls."
Of course she makes him grovel outside the cocktail bar, resulting in Marc getting down on hands and knees to kiss his fiancee's feet as he begs for forgiveness.
Yes really.
It's not just Marc who comes in for a tongue-lashing either, Joraine's bridesmaids don't fare much better.
The main issue is that her sister Maryann arrives to a dress rehearsal for the wedding WITHOUT HER DRESS.
Listen, we don't even know Joraine and even we can tell that isn't going to fly.
";How dare you come to a dress rehearsal without your dress," she screams.
"Who does that? It’s like you want me to have an ugly wedding just like yours."
Harsh, but nothing compared to what she hands out to her other bridesmaid.
"What is this? Have you been snacking?" she yells while poking at the poor woman's bum.
"There is too much junk in your trunk. Maybe we can take the shaw... and wrap it around your big butt."
Want to know if Joraine will make it down the aisle? Catch Bridezillas on ITVBe at 11pm on Friday July 29 to find out.
