‘I need you to look at my crotch’: Are these the funniest autocorrect fails ever?
Autocorrect is certainly good for creating embarrasing situations, if not much else...
WE’VE all fallen victim to autocorrect before, but you can guarantee you’ve never messed up as badly as this lot.
These are some of the funniest autocorrect fails ever, featuring what must be some of the most awkward moments ever created by the automatic spell checker.
This hilariously morbid correction came as ‘Monica’ was looking for consolation after a fight with her other half, and it certainly lightened the mood.
Thanks to autocorrect changing ‘Camaro’ to ‘corpse’, this poor woman ended up declaring that her man “just drove off with his moms corpse.”
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Another embarrassing autocorrection saw a woman tell her grandchild that she needed her to “look at my crotch,” because she had “a knot with a tail & two strands of yarn coming out of the same end.”
Thankfully, the recipient of that message realised what had happened: the word the unsuspecting grandma meant was ‘crotchet’ - of course.
Another message saw a user ask: “Do you like super manicure and breastmilk?”
Unfortunately, they meant to ask how the recipient felt about Superman and Batman, but autocorrect wasn’t having any of it.
Meanwhile, the hilarious spelling tool managed to correct and excited ‘woohoo’ to the bizarre expression ‘woah potato’.
And who said romance is dead, after a loved-up victim of autocorrect’s morbid ways said: “All I know is that he makes me really happy. He’s the only guy I’ve ever even considered mutilating.”
The concerned person at the other end is quick to question the sinister statement, which thankfully reveals that the sender had less criminal intentions.
And the embarrassing autocorrect fails don’t stop there, after someone ended up completely lost in translation when they said: “Can you pick me up some more boobsicles?”
Erin’s attempts to dig her way out of trouble ended poorly as well, leading to more confusion as she ended up exclaiming: “GOD DONKEY.”
And we’ve saved the best one until last, with this fail ensuring that there would never be a second date between these two.
In trying to compliment his date’s dimples, Chris ended up saying: “I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours,” before hurriedly trying to correct himself.
That’s what you call a fail.
As funny as they are, these unfortunate fails do serve to highlight just how far the "smart" spell checker still has to go before it’s completely up to scratch.
But at least we can enjoy the hilarious fails it throws up for now.