‘I only lasted 21 seconds’ .. Jeremy Kyle guest reveals girlfriend dumped him over quickie but he still got her pregnant
Dad-to-be Ryan was accused of cheating on Valentine's Day as Zoe lay in hospital but was a bit too honest about his sexual prowess
A Jeremy Kyle guest proved a little too honest about his sex life when he confessed his girlfriend dumped him for his sharp shooting.
Ryan, on the show for a lie detector test, confessed he only lasted 21 SECONDS when he first bedded girlfriend Zoe.
Nosy Jeremy asked the couple about their first night together and smirked: “It didn’t go well, did it?”
Ryan cheerfully offered: “She broke up with me for 21 seconds in bed.”
Just in case anyone thought she literally only broke up with him for 21 seconds, he clarified.
“She kicked me out of the house for lasting 21 seconds in bed.”
Then he giggled: “It happens.”
Amazingly, the 21-year-old had managed to get his partner of six months pregnant – a fact that Jeremy found pretty admirable.
He joked: “I can’t believe how honest you are. ‘She got angry with me because I only lasted 21 seconds.’ But you still managed to make a baby – you must be Superman.’
Not surprisingly, the loyal viewers were highly amused with Ryan’s confession.
One fan wrote: “Haha he lasted 21 seconds Was it even worth getting undressed bet she was livid.”
Others referred to the So Solid Crew song, 21 Seconds.
One wrote: “He was So Solid for 21 seconds then he had to go.”
Another joked: “I got 21 seconds to go. I got 21 seconds to blow.”
Ryan was on the show to prove he hadn’t cheated on Zoe on Valentine’s Day – while she lay in hospital
Zoe said she had been rushed into hospital with an asthma attack and was “really ill” but was unable to get hold of Ryan all day.
But Ryan claimed he had gone awol because he was “freaked out” when she told him she was pregnant the night before.
He added: “I’m not a bad person. I love her to bits. I wouldn’t do that.”
Zoe revealed she thought he might stray because “His friends think I’m too ugly for him and not good enough.”
But the cheeky chappy didn’t quite put her insecurities at ease when Jeremy asked: “Do you love her?”
He replied: “She grown on me.”
“She’s a woman not a fungus,” spluttered the host.
Good one, Jezza.
Luckily for Zoe – and their unborn child – Ryan passed the lie detector on every count.
But the weed-smoking dad-to-be didn’t get off scot free.
Before leaving he had to get the Jeremy Kyle, “Grow up and be a dad” lecture.
Expect a return visit.
