Prostitute who earns £2,000 a week reveals the average size of her customers… and how much she enjoys her work
BROTHEL worker spills the secrets of her trade in a saucy reddit stream
A PROSTITUTE has claimed women and men cheat because there’s “so much bad sex out there” in a revealing Reddit stream.
The 23-year-old brothel worker, who earns around £2,000 a week, also claims you can “chuck a semi pretty girl into a brothel with nice lingerie and she can make a fortune and be worshipped like a goddess”.
And she has revealed that one man who came to her had a huge penis, “as long and thick as my forearm”.
She was forced to decline and added: “Poor guy burst into tears as he can't get laid it's so big.”
The sex worker, from South Australia, wrote: “I am a full sex worker that pretty much does everything.
“I know there's been a gazillion hooker/prostitute IAMA's recently. Just thought if you've got any specific questions, or even the general ones again ask away.”
1. How small exactly is a small penis?
“Small penises I tend to think are the ‘micropenis’ which are roughy less than an inch to two inches.
“Normal small/average is around three inches. From there to about five to six is about average. Six and above I consider larger.
“Biggest was as long and thick as my forearm and I decline. Poor guy burst into tears as he can't get laid it's so big. Plus at that size they never really get hard.”
2. How many men do you have sex with on an average night?
“On busy Friday and Saturday nights probably can have between seven to nine clients in six hours.
"Most of the guys have been out partying so it's limited to 30 minute bookings.”
3. How much do you earn?
“I am earning roughly £1,975 to £2,135 tax free a week.”
4. Who introduced you to it?
“Myself. I was young and horny and rebellious. Had a great upbringing. Beautiful parents, great schools etc. For me it seems like a logical outlet. Lots of sex in private and I get paid.
“Was very internet savvy so googled brothels and the one I started (and am now working at) had a website so I started there.
“Although it was dodgier when I started than it is now.”
5. Do you always enjoy the sex or do you fake it for their pleasure?
“I pretty much always enjoy it.
"Some guys are terrible, but I'll politely and humorously put suggestions to them to improve their technique and how to get me off.
"99% enjoy the feedback and respond accordingly.
“Seriously though – there is so much bad sex out there.
"No wonder most wives/women/men want to cheat, it does take practice.”
6. What is the average age of the ladies at your brothel? Are all the women what you would consider good looking?
“We've got some gorgeous girls, average ones and some you wouldn't look twice at on the street.
“Average age is around 28. It's strange, chuck a semi pretty girl into a brothel with nice lingerie and she can make a fortune and be worshipped like a goddess.”
7. Do you ever randomly hook up with guys at bars or do you get your sex fill at work?
“I get my sex fill at work but I crave sex that I instigate.
"The teasing, foreplay, flirting, tension you can't replicate in a brothel.
“I do miss that, plus the intimacy and love of sex with a partner.”