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From penis-shaped turrets to creepy brides: These are some of the worst wedding cake disasters of all time

You would probably give these baking horrors a miss when they were served

CUTTING the wedding cake is a highly-anticipated part of a wedding for many guests.

But spare a thought for these newlyweds who have had to deal with the embarrassment of these baking disasters.

 This rather phallic-looking cake looks like it is about to tip over
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This rather phallic-looking cake looks like it is about to tip overCredit: Cake Wrecks

Some of the cakes have clearly been themed on the bride and groom, like the couple who are firing guns at each other.

Meanwhile others are just downright creepy, like the life-sized bride in a full wedding dress.

And imagine the shock of the guests who saw the camouflaged-coloured cake that looks like it's gone mouldy.

Here are some of the worst wedding cakes to have made it to the top table on the big day…

Dolly gosh

 There's nothing creepy about this life-size cake that resembles the bride
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There's nothing creepy about this life-size cake that resembles the brideCredit: Cake Wrecks

Dark beginnings

 Black may not be your traditional wedding colour, but at least they've tried to decorate it with silver balls
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Black may not be your traditional wedding colour, but at least they've tried to decorate it with silver ballsCredit: Cake Wrecks

Falling in love?

 The pink and white delight may topple over during the ceremony
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The pink and white delight may topple over during the ceremonyCredit: Cake Wrecks

Pinkcredible?

 A bride was clearly going for a fairytale look for her cake, but ended up with a very childish creation
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A bride was clearly going for a fairytale look for her cake, but ended up with a very childish creationCredit: Cake Wrecks

Gone off the idea?

 This camouflaged-coloured cake looks like it has gone mouldy
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This camouflaged-coloured cake looks like it has gone mouldyCredit: Cake Wrecks

Aisle be damned

 Instead of being romantic, this cake looks extremely disturbing
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Instead of being romantic, this cake looks extremely disturbingCredit: Cake Wrecks

Cinderhella?

 This Cinderella-themed cake looks like the princess is horrified
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This Cinderella-themed cake looks like the princess is horrifiedCredit: Cake Wrecks

Write move?

 Perhaps the cake-maker should check their spelling before committing to the decoration
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Perhaps the cake-maker should check their spelling before committing to the decorationCredit: Cake Wrecks

Say yes to the mess

 The bride and groom were clearly going for a nature theme, but it ended up looking like it was done by a kid
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The bride and groom were clearly going for a nature theme, but it ended up looking like it was done by a kidCredit: Cake Wrecks

Bride and gloom

 This comical cake may have missed the mark when it came to the theme of love
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This comical cake may have missed the mark when it came to the theme of loveCredit: Cake Wrecks

Child's play

 Cupcakes can be a nice idea, but these looked extremely budget
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Cupcakes can be a nice idea, but these looked extremely budgetCredit: Cake Wrecks

Totting up

 Nothing screams romance than your wailing child next to you on your bed
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Nothing screams romance than your wailing child next to you on your bedCredit: Cake Wrecks

Grave words

 This black cake had rather a dark theme for a wedding
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This black cake had rather a dark theme for a weddingCredit: Cake Wrecks

Could have foiled us

 You might want to remove the kitchen foil before serving your dream cake
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You might want to remove the kitchen foil before serving your dream cakeCredit: Cake Wrecks

Feeling blue

 They say you should have something blue at your wedding, but perhaps this cake should have been the exception
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They say you should have something blue at your wedding, but perhaps this cake should have been the exceptionCredit: Cake Wrecks

Meanwhile, we shared royal wedding cakes through the ages, from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s lemon and elderflower sponge to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s eight-tier fruitcake.

And this is the disturbing reason why newlyweds cut their wedding cake in front of their guests.

Bakers show how they are already preparing lemon and elder wedding cake for Royal Wedding

 

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