Woman with super-long nails lists all the things she CAN do – including inserting a tampon, wiping her bum and changing a nappy
A WOMAN with super-long nails has created a hilarious list of all the things she can do.
Nicki Noemi’s post about her extended talons has gone viral.
“For the people who are confused [about] women with long nails here are the top 10 things we can and cannot do with long nails,” she wrote on a Facebook post that has been shared hundreds of times.
Her comments were made after Khloe Kardashian received a backlash for her extended red matte nails, with Instagram users claiming she couldn’t possible change baby True’s nappy.
Nicki said: “We can wipe our a** - why people think we walk around all day funky a**’ed is beyond me.
“We can and do have corporate jobs… we ain’t all scammers.
“We can type on the keyboard (it’s loud).”
She also said there were no problems with braiding hair.
“It might be slower but it will be neat and tight,” she explained. “We can change diapers (I mean I had the damn baby I gotta maintain it).”
And she admitted tampons presented no problem either.
“We can change our tampon (someone asked and I literally do not know why my vaginal occupancy was a topic).”
And she joked: “We can fight… wanna make sure? Don’t believe me?
“I’m off weekends let’s test the theory.”
However, she confessed there were some things that were virtually impossible.
We can change our tampon (someone asked and I literally do not know why my vaginal occupancy was a topic).
Nicki Noemi
“We cannot pick up coins and or credits cards off the floor,” she said. “We cannot take our cards out the ATM machine.
“Well, some women can. I, however, cannot so for such tasks I keep fingernail clippers in my purse.
“It works like a charm.”
She also admitted getting cards out of tight wallet pockets was challenging.
And finishing her “public service announcement” she said: “So the next time you see a woman with extended length nails... we are not helpless.”
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