ASOS is selling a pink velour jock strap… but would YOU let your man wear it?
This has got to be the most extra pair of undies we've ever seen
CARDS on the table, we’ve never been mad keen on jock straps.
But we get it, sometimes men need to don the “extra supportive” underwear for sporting events… but ASOS’ latest boxer alternative has left us downright baffled.
- Pink Velour Jock Strap, £5 from ASOS –
Yes our guys can now buy a pink velour jock strap for just £5.
And we don’t know where to start.
In true jock strap style, this experimental design features a completely open back. Talk about leaving little to the imagination.
Plus, the not so subtle shade of pink only draws more attention to the fact that this is underwear made out of plush velvet. Extravagant much.
Where jock straps were originally created in the late 1800s as a practical underwear choice for cyclists and sportsmen, we’re failing to understand the practicality of this design.
But the one thing this jock strap does have going for it? That velour sure would be comfy…
Who knows, when paired with these penis pocket trousers, your guy would have quite a strong look going on.
In even more weird underwear news, you can now get unicorn KNICKERS.. but where on earth is the horn meant to go?
Plus ‘builder’s bum’ knickers are now a thing… and we don’t know a single woman who’d be seen dead in them.
And ASOS has created a gross green bra that looks like it’s been put on all wrong… and it’s the least sexy lingerie ever.