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The 6 most bonkers conspiracy theories about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s marriage…and the proof she’s not a robot

These are the most ridiculous stories we've ever heard

WHEN it comes to the newlywed Royals, the internet tends to have a pretty wild imagination.

And while we've heard some outrageous conspiracy theories, none compare to these utterly bonkers claims.

 

 There are some seriously ridiculous conspiracy theories about these two
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There are some seriously ridiculous conspiracy theories about these twoCredit: PA:Press Association
Can you spot signs of the bonkers theories in these highlights of the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle?

From Meghan being a robot, to Love Actually predicting their romance and (our all time favourite) that Prince Harry is in fact a shape-shifting lizard, we can't believe these ridiculous rumours actually exist...

Meghan Markle is a robot

When a video emerged of "Meghan" in the audience of Britain's Got Talent - not moving her face, eyes or lips - some fans went into meltdown. Harper's Bazaar after the finale last month.

Sorry to disappoint, but Meghan is in fact a real, functioning human.

The "Meghan" in the audience was actually someone wearing a mask, promoting the Live Figures exhibit at London's Madame Tussauds wax museum. Sorry, guys!

Love Actually predicted their romance

OK, OK, we have to admit - we quite like this one. It's all based around Love Actually characters Sam and Joanna (AKA the film's cutest couple, in our opinion). that some fans believe that Meghan and Harry are the grown-up version of Sam and Joanna - and here's why.

In the film, little redhead Sam is mourning the death of his mum - which is obviously something Prince Harry sadly experienced himself.

And while in Love Actually, Sam is wooed by Joanna's talents (she's an American singer and natural performer) it is kinda similar to Meghan being a mega talented Hollywood actress.

Of course, there's no way it can be true - but it's pretty cute.

 Fans believe Sam is a mini Harry
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Fans believe Sam is a mini HarryCredit: Universal Studios

Meghan and Harry want to take over America

When Harry and Meghan announced their engagement the editor of Twitchy.com, Greg Pollowitz, circulated a rumour that their relationship was a ploy to take over the States.

"Prince Harry's kids will be Americans," he wrote. "What if one grows up to be president and is in line for the throne at the same time? Brits are playing long-ball here, but it's a smart move. They want America back and this is how they'll do it."

The internet - in fact, the tweet itself had over 130,000 re-tweets and in a ridiculous twist, some even suggested Meghan and Harry's relationship was manufactured solely so that England could reclaim America. The words total and rubbish spring to mind.

Harry is a 'shape shifting lizard'

This could be the funniest story we've ever heard - and by funny we mean absolutely, mindbogglingly ridiculous. Here's how it works...

Last year, king of outrageous conspiracy theories, David Icke spoke out about why he believes the Queen is a shape-shifting reptile (honestly, you did read that correctly).

He's convinced that the from outer space, adding that a secret society of the royals, along with political and business leaders, rule the world - behind the mask of a democratic government.

He thinks the members of this "secret society" are all reptile-human hybrids.

 Reptile or Prince? We know, it's utterly ridiculous
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Reptile or Prince? We know, it's utterly ridiculousCredit: PA:Press Association

We know. Surely he doesn't believe that, does he?

"Oh God yes," he admitted. "I did not sit in a dark room and come up with this theory nor go looking for it.

"I have travelled and been to 50 countries to research it.

"It took the form of meeting people who tell of experiences of seeing people, often in positions of power, change from human from to a reptilian form and back again in front of their eyes."

Riiiight then.

 Some fans think Meghan is a secret agent - and apparently Piers Morgan is involved too
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Some fans think Meghan is a secret agent - and apparently Piers Morgan is involved tooCredit: PA:Press Association

Meghan Markle is a secret agent

We loved Meghan in Suits, but surely even she can't pull this off?

Actor Paul Bettany started this rumour during an interview on US TV with Jimmy Fallon, and it was picked up by .

"I think that Meghan Markle might be a sleeper agent for the US government," he revealed.

Why? He didn't really have a reason, just that he reckons Piers Morgan is also involved.

"The dad doing the photos thing, it's like a false-flag event, I think the CIA's involved - everybody. I think Piers Morgan's involved."

Apparently fooling us all - one episode of Good Morning Britain at a time.

 It's all for a new Suits storyline - probably the most ridiculous claim we've ever heard
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It's all for a new Suits storyline - probably the most ridiculous claim we've ever heardCredit: Getty - Contributor

The Duke and Duchess' marriage is all for a new Suits storyline

When Kensington Palace announced Meghan Markle's bridesmaids a few days before the Royal Wedding, Suits fans lost their minds over a tiny detail.

Both of Meghan's goddaughters were revealed to have the surname "Litt" - which is exactly the same surname of Rachel Zane's (Meghan's character) boss - Louis Litt.

Coincidence? Suits fans didn't think so, with one believing the wedding (and the fact that Kate and Will had just had a baby boy named Louis) was a marketing campaign for Suits.

Just a little bit ridiculous, then.

Earlier this week, we told you all about the one thing Victoria Beckham never leaves home without.

We also revealed the new Instagram pose that celebs love.

And we gave you all the info on Meghan Markle's half-sister Samantha Grant - and why they don't get on.

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