Mum moans her neighbours early morning sex sessions are putting her off her breakfast – but people think she’s the miserable one
The unnamed woman said she can hear her neighbours at it while she's enjoying her first coffee of the day - and it's off-putting
A WOMAN has moaned about her neighbours early morning sex sessions disturbing her first coffee of the day - but people think she's the miserable one.
Writing on the complainer ranted: "They usually have loud sex (it's the woman we hear often) but this time, it's at bloody 8:30 in the morning!"
She went onto moan: "Uhm, it's 8:30am. It's nice to have coffee in peace."
But other people think she's being a spoilsport - and suggested ways to join in the fun.
"Good for them," said one woman. "Great way to start the day! What on earth did you plan to do? Go round and throw a bucket of water over them?"
One person suggested she make some mischief. "[How about yelling] 'She's faking it!' once the performance has ended?," they suggested."
";Can you drop round a pair of those cheap little medals you give kids on sports day?" another person added helpfully.
One Mumsnetter said: "Give them a cheer and a loud round of applause when they've finished.
"I guarantee you they'll be a lot quieter in future!"
Meanwhile others have shared their tales of loud neighbours...
One writer recalled: "I used to have neighbours that I heard regularly - 11pm ever Wednesday without fail.
"Only ever then though.
"Wednesday became my default treat night, I’d bugger off for a long bath (the not connecting side of the house) with a glass of wine until 11.30. At which time they’d just about be finishing off..."
Another said: "We had a woman next door like this. DH [dear husband] named her and whoever her guest of the night was 'slapper and slap'.
"Trouble was her bedroom was right next to the DC's [dear child's] bedroom and her nocturnal activities kept waking them up.
"Our youngest used to get quite upset listening to all the screaming. We ended up swapping rooms with DC's but then her wailing and screaming kept waking us up too.
"DH who has very infectious laugh found it very amusing and more often than not we'd end up in hysterics listening to the antics. Our laughter didn't put her off though - they carried on regardless. In the end we had sound proofing put in."
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