Jump directly to the content

LONG gone are the days of those flimsy rectangular pool floats made out of foam.

Now, lounging inflatables are one of summer's must-have accessories and it seems that there's a new, crazy pool float on the market every week.

We've seen inflatable toucans, avocados, and even blow-up men (purely for buoyancy purposes, of course).

But the host of kooky pool floats doesn't stop there.

From chilling on a pizza with your pals to straddling a seven-foot sausage dog, these are the most brilliantly bizarre pool floats to snap up for summer.

Your Instagram feed will thank you.

 Ever wanted to lie down on a jellyfish? ASOS has got your back (literally)
14
Ever wanted to lie down on a jellyfish? ASOS has got your back (literally)
  • Jelly Fish Pool Float Inflatable, £19.50 from ASOS -
 Lobsters are on-trend right now, even when it comes to swimming pool accessories
14
Lobsters are on-trend right now, even when it comes to swimming pool accessories
  • Luxe Lie-On Inflatable Lobster, £47 from Selfridges -

 

 This inflatable sausage dog is seven-foot long!
14
This inflatable sausage dog is seven-foot long!Credit: Amazon
  • Giant Inflatable Sausage Dog, £66 from eBay -

 

 Who doesn't want to lounge around on a giant pretzel?
14
Who doesn't want to lounge around on a giant pretzel?
  • Inflatable Floating Pretzel, £16.99 from Tesco -
 If you like your giant inflatable lidos to be a bit more regal, this is the tne for you
14
If you like your giant inflatable lidos to be a bit more regal, this is the tne for youCredit: Selfridges
  • Luxe Swan Pool Float, £59 from Selfridges -
 Going on a destination hen do? You know what to do
14
Going on a destination hen do? You know what to do
  • Giant Bling Ring Pool Float, £24.99 from New Look -
 Flamingo pool floats were made for Instagram
14
Flamingo pool floats were made for Instagram
  • Flamingo Pool Float, £35 from Urban Outfitters -
 This giant inflatable doughnut measures over four-foot wide
14
 This giant inflatable doughnut measures over four-foot wide
  • Inflatable Strawberry Doughnut, £15.50 from ASOS -
 Going on holiday with your pizza-loving friends? Grab a blow-up slice each and you're good to go!
14
Going on holiday with your pizza-loving friends? Grab a blow-up slice each and you're good to go!
  • Inflatable Pizza Slice, £14.99 from eBay -
 If you're a die-hard Kim Kardashian fan, we give you this Kimoij 'butt float'
14
If you're a die-hard Kim Kardashian fan, we give you this Kimoij 'butt float'
  • Kimoji Butt Pool Float, £36 (plus international shipping) from Kimoji -
 Go full-on childhood nostalgia with a pretty unicorn float
14
Go full-on childhood nostalgia with a pretty unicorn float
  • Giant Unicorn Inflatable Ride-On, £14.99 from Tesco -
 For all those avocado-loving millennials out there
14
For all those avocado-loving millennials out there
  • Avocado Inflatable, £24.99 from ASOS -
 He's got six pack, a charming smile and he'll hold your drink
14
He's got six pack, a charming smile and he'll hold your drinkCredit: Amazon / Pop Fix
  • Inflatable Hunk Pool ring, currently sold out on Amazon -

 

 We never knew we needed a blow-up toucan in our lives, but now we can't live without one
14
We never knew we needed a blow-up toucan in our lives, but now we can't live without oneCredit: PRIMARK
  • Inflatable Toucan, £5 from Primark - buy in store
AVOCADO pool floats are here and we need one for summer

If you love Primark's toucan pool float, you'll want to snap up the rest of their pool range ASAP.

Jetting off on a summer holiday? Don't miss our faff-free guide to waxing.

And don't miss the instant sunburn cure you already have at home.