THE BIG OH
This man asked an advice columnist why his girlfriend pleasures herself after sex… and people can’t stop laughing
Twitter users are in hysterics over the poor soul's letter to columnist Pamela Stephenson Connolly
A MAN has reached out to an advice columnist to ask why his girlfriend masturbates after sex – and Twitter trolls can’t stop laughing.
The unnamed boyfriend – who has been in a relationship for nine months – wrote to sexpert Pamela Stephenson Connolly laying out his pitiful plight.
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He wrote: “I thought the sex was good for us both, but when we finish she tells me to shower.
“I wondered why, and now I know – she masturbates. She has done it multiple times; I think she is insatiable. What should I do?”
Columnist Pamela – wife of comedian Billy Connolly – was tactful, to say the least.
She told him he shouldn’t worry “that she secretly dislikes making love with you.”
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She wrote: “Many women crave a second orgasm, especially if she has been super-aroused during intercourse.
“Perhaps she doesn’t want to bother you for that extra pleasuring, or maybe she is afraid you might think her too demanding.”
She added that many women “find masturbation produces a deeply satisfying orgasm without the anxiety that can accompany partner sex.”
She said that he should think himself lucky that his girlfriend is “so aroused” by him and advised him to “consider the possibility that she is truly multi-orgasmic.”
The poor soul was mocked online by people suggesting he might not be hitting the spot in the bedroom.
One wrote: “I seriously can’t stop laughing.”
Another added: “Who’s going to tell him?”
Michelle Bhasin tweeted: “Bless his heart. His stupid, unsatisfying heart.”
Pamela’s “gentle” advice came in for a kicking too.
One stunned reader tweeted: “And the gentle advice columnist doesn't even so much as *hint* that he might not be getting her off the first time, bless her heart.”
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Vivian wrote: “’Many women crave a second orgasm’” …second. Riiiiiight.”
Sean wrote: “Can't for the life of me figure out why the column assumes she's on her second orgasm.”
Rachel pick wrote: “I looked up this article and the answer the columnist gives doesn't even entertain the notion that she is unsatisfied by the sex they have.”
A second Rachel wrote: “Worst advice ever! He wonders why his girlfriend masturbates after sex and he’s told: ‘Many women crave a second orgasm, especially if she has been super-aroused during intercourse.’ Aye. Right. That’s what going on!”
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