Tattoo Fixers are shocked by this groom’s incredibly offensive tattoos… but it’s not those he wants to cover

THE TATTOO Fixers were shocked by a customer's collection of terrible tattoos - including a VERY rude word on his hand.

Dan, 30, went to see the E4 inkers to help cover up scores of self-drawn tattoos before he gets married next year - and he showed them a hand tattoo reading  "Class A c**t";.

Incredibly, his rude hand tattoo wasn't the one he was desperate to be rid of.

The scaffolder, from the Isle of Wight, explained how he got given a tattoo gun for his 16th birthday - and promptly set about tattooing himself and his mates.

He said: "I've got loads of s**t tattoos."

Jay and Sketch were even more appalled as they saw some of Dan's terrible DIY work, including "Method 2 the madness" scrawled on his bicep in what looked like a child's handwriting, and a man "putting his own finger up his bum".

But it was the one on his other leg that he was desperate to cover up, bright blue lettering reading "King Anderson 2010 2011".

"My second name is Anderson," he shrugged. "I guess I must have thought that I was the king for a year."

The guys were then briefed that he wanted the cover up to be a "map or an eye" as he likes travelling.

"You're on a journey yourself aren't you, getting these cover ups done?" laughed Sketch.

Jay suggested a big compass with a large globe at the centre, while Sketch suggested an eye with golden rope and a map in the background.

"I like both but the eye is the one for me," said Dan, who later added his wife-to-be was able to tolerate his other tattoos as long as this leg one was gone.

"I don't want crap on top of crap, she has to see I'm making progress," he said.

Sketch later reflected: "Dan came in with one of the worst tattoo collections I've seen in a long time.

"I've ended his reign as king of s**t tatts by giving him an eye-catching cover up... hopefully it will be first of many."

Dan said: "My missus will love it, and I won't be standing next to her at the altar looking like a donut."

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