GOT TO BE KIDDING

These hilarious and slightly creepy notes prove that kids can be very creative

From reprimanding their parents to secret love letters... these notes will have you laughing out loud

Lauren Windle

Published: 22:37, 14 Jan 2018
Updated: 12:47, 15 Jan 2018

EVERYONE knows that kids say some funny things, but apparently, if left alone with a pen and paper, they write funny things too.

From reprimanding their parents to secret love letters... these children's notes will have you laughing out loud.

This kid wasn't impressed with his father's choice to slumber rather than spend time with him — This kid wasn't impressed with his father's choice to slumber rather than spend time with himCredit: Jam Press

One child confessed that she and her classmate fancied a boy.

While another insightfully thanked his mum for feeding him so he "don't die".

But the creepy thank yous don't end there as another lad showed gratitude for the squirt gun that he "will shoot you with".

Here is our selection of the best from around the web. Enjoy...

Star-crossed lovers

This love letter shows the strain of forbidden love — This love letter shows the strain of forbidden loveCredit: Jam Press

Double trouble

This lucky chap has two ladies enamoured by him — This lucky chap has two ladies enamoured by himCredit: Jam Press

Fight for this love

This rather disturbing thank you note shows one boy's passion for his parent — This rather disturbing thank you note shows one boy's passion for his parentCredit: Jam Press

Made a meal of it

The very morbid thank you note is certainly straight to the point — The very morbid thank you note is certainly straight to the pointCredit: Jam Press

#sorrynotsorry

This little one is sorry despite being pretty sure he's done nothing wrong — This little one is sorry despite being pretty sure he's done nothing wrongCredit: Jam Press

Eye heart you

This love-struck letter writer has even dotted his eyes with hearts — This love-struck letter writer has even dotted his eyes with heartsCredit: Jam Press

This is willy bad

This unfortunate fireman picture looks like something very different — This unfortunate fireman picture looks like something very differentCredit: Jam Press

Playing it cool

This young lad was easily pleased — This young lad was easily pleasedCredit: Jam Press

Some great chemistry

This clever little chappy has injected some science into his love note — This clever little chappy has injected some science into his love noteCredit: Jam Press

Just say no...

This is an interesting way of addressing the drug use problem in the UK — This is an interesting way of addressing the drug use problem in the UKCredit: Jam Press

School's out

This cheeky chap wasn't fooling anyone with this 'no school' note — This cheeky chap wasn't fooling anyone with this 'no school' noteCredit: Jam Press

Take your time

This wise responder decided to take some time to consider their feelings — This wise responder decided to take some time to consider their feelingsCredit: Jam Press

Sure fire way to make friends

This ominous note is half thanks and half threat — This ominous note is half thanks and half threatCredit: Jam Press

Just a shot in the dark...

Catherine clearly has a brutal sense of humour - or poorly trained assassins — Catherine clearly has a brutal sense of humour - or poorly trained assassinsCredit: Jam Press

Are you fur real?

Ava didn't feel it was appropriate to sign off her note with love — Ava didn't feel it was appropriate to sign off her note with loveCredit: Jam Press

Just too awesome

This kid definitely thought he was a genius when he wrote his cheeky note 'from his parents' — This kid definitely thought he was a genius when he wrote his cheeky note 'from his parents'Credit: Jam Press

That told them

Chloe felt she needed to address her parents' attitude with this stern note — Chloe felt she needed to address her parents' attitude with this stern noteCredit: Jam Press

My apologies...

This brutally honest note is not what the teacher had in mind — This brutally honest note is not what the teacher had in mindCredit: Jam Press

Time to call it a night?

This observant little one noted down an evening's worth of TV watching with his dad — This observant little one noted down an evening's worth of TV watching with his dadCredit: Jam Press

That snot cool

This honest student flagged up a potential health hazard — This honest student flagged up a potential health hazardCredit: Jam Press

Runaway lied

This kid didn't feel like letting the lie run on too long — This kid didn't feel like letting the lie run on too longCredit: Jam Press

Slight overreaction

This child had some extreme ideas as to how to could make amends for breaking a plate — This child had some extreme ideas as to how to could make amends for breaking a plateCredit: Jam Press

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