From star-studded, sickly sweet Instagram posts to magazine cover engagements — Gwyneth Paltrow makes us green all with envy
GWYNETH Paltrow has announced her engagement to TV producer Brad Falchuk – by posing on the front cover of her own magazine.
The actress cuddled up to her husband-to-be, who she has been dating since 2014, in a black and white portrait for Goop magazine, which sells for $14.99 a copy.
In a statement released on Monday, the couple said: “We feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship.”
Iron Man star Gwynnie, 48, met Glee creator Brad, 45, on the set of the musical drama in 2014, shortly after she famously “consciously uncoupled” from Coldplay husband Chris Martin in March of that year.
She chose to reveal her engagement in the second hard copy issue of Goop, the lifestyle brand she founded in 2008.
Alongside a photograph of herself displaying her engagement ring, featuring a huge circular gemstone, Gwyneth explained why she had decided to get married for a second time.
She said: “I have decided to give it a go again, not only because I believe I have found the man I was meant to be with, but because I have accepted the soul-stretching, pattern-breaking opportunities that (terrifyingly) are made possible by intimacy.”
Gwyneth and Martin finalised their divorce in 2016 after 13 years of marriage.
They have two children – Apple, 13, and Moses, 11 – and remain on good terms.
There are rumours that Martin could perform at her wedding, and even that he may walk her down the aisle.
Miss Perfect’s so good, we feel bad
‘Uncoupling’ and brekkies with ex
FIRST hubby Chris Martin pops round to share Sunday brunch with new love Brad.
Virtue-signalling Gwyneth is keen on the meets and captioned the pic #modernfamily.
She and Chris famously “consciously uncoupled” rather than split. She chose to “turn my divorce into a positive”.
The eating almost nothing detoxes
THE star boasts how she sticks to a low-carb, organic diet — and still regularly embarks on a “master detox”.
She claims this week-long plan is “not about starvation”.
But it does require cutting out gluten, dairy, corn, soy, caffeine, alcohol, sugar, red meat, shellfish and white rice.
Sex eggs & steam cleaning her bits
IF YOU want to make love like an A-lister, it will cost you.
Among aids Gwyneth recommends are £50 vaginal eggs for sexual energy and an £11,000 gold vibrator.
She also hails a herbal steam cleanse for your privates and making your own lubricant — organic, obviously.
Cosy dinners with superstar chums
GWYNETH poses with Beyonce and Jay-Z — just two of the superstar pals she name-drops.
She also brags of the quality of conversation they all share.
She said of her friends: “We have great dinner parties talking about politics, history, art and literature — all this peppered with really funny jokes.”
And no slumming like the rest of us
THE actress smiles as she plugs her recipe book “It’s All Easy” — but is keen to claim she is a grafter.
She admitted: “I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year”, then added: “There are challenges [to having a regular job] but it’s not like being on set.”