From an onion armpit to pervy quotes… These terrible tattoos are bound to come with a lifetime of regret
The owners of these dodgy inkings must look back and wonder what on earth they were thinking
By Hayley Richardson
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IT'S rarely a good idea to get a tattoo on the spur of the moment.
The decision to get an image or phrase permanently inked on your skin shouldn't really be taken lightly.
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Why this woman thought it was a good idea to imply her pits stink of onions for the rest of her life, God only knowsCredit: Jam Press
The owners of these dodgy inkings must look back and wonder what on earth they were thinking when they went under the needle.
From an onion etched on an armpit to pervy quotes in VERY visible places, these terrible tattoos are bound to come with a lifetime of regret.
One man opted to have his entire head covered in black squares, making him look like a human chessboard, while another had stupid inked on his forehead, for some stupid reason.
And this man branded himself an eternal perve by having "place boob here" tattooed on the palms of both hands...
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If this fella ever gets a date again, it'll be a miracleCredit: Jam Press
Have you met my checkmate?Credit: Jam Press
Brace yourself - this one's a goodie!Credit: Jam Press
Talk about selling yourself - good luck getting a job with that one, mateCredit: Jam Press
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Glad you got that off your chest - oh, wait a minute...Credit: Jam Press
Should have gone to Specsavers - it would have been less painfulCredit: Jam Press
We bet he got trolled for thisCredit: Jam Press
They do say once you pop, you just can't stop. Shame his eye's in the wrong placeCredit: Jam Press
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There's no doubt this was a bad moooveCredit: Jam Press
'I really want a tattoo... I know, I'll get a cupcake sat on the toilet'Credit: Jam Press
Things can only get better - if you know a good tattoo removal guyCredit: Jam Press
Wonder if she feels like she got a bum deal?Credit: Jam Press
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...Except not picking a tattoo artist with better spelling skillsCredit: Jam Press
Let's hope she stays loyal to that tattooCredit: Jam Press
Whoever this is meant to be, we're pretty sure that's probably not what they actually look likeCredit: Jam Press
If this design wasn't drawn by their own child, they must be feeling pretty hard done byCredit: Jam Press
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Charming. We especially like his dickie bowCredit: Jam Press
The sad thing is, this probably cost more than an actual Louis VuittonCredit: Jam Press
Yup - that tattoo being one of the biggest of allCredit: Jam Press
We bet he was gutted when Facebook came outCredit: Jam Press
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Talk about putting your foot in itCredit: Jam Press
Movember must be a tough time for this guyCredit: Jam Press
If we were her, we'd only come out at night with this on showCredit: Jam Press
We're surprised no one's put pressure on you to get rid of thatCredit: Jam Press
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We bet they're not feeling so high on life nowCredit: Jam Press
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