TATT'S BAD

The worst animal tattoos ever… and you won’t look at bellybuttons the same way again

While these people probably did think long and hard about their new inkings, that's maybe not totally apparant

MOST people who get tattoos think long and hard about the design first, after all it's going to be on their body forever.

It seems not everyone takes that approach though... some are happier playing the joker.

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This guy has spun a whole wed of problems for himselfCredit: Jam Press
Presumably this is supposed to be a touching tribute to a family pet...Credit: Jam Press
Tasmanian devil? Unicorn? Let's just get them bothCredit: Jam Press

How else can this collection of terrible animal tatts be explained?

They don't get much worse than the guy above, who decided having a giant spider inked on his face was the way to go. Good luck job hunting with that one, mate.

That's before we even get to the "creative" use of bellybuttons too.

For some reason this lot seem obsessed with tying them into their design - once you see the use of it in an inking of a cat you'll be scarred for life. The monkey isn't much better either.

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And then we're on to the 'hilarious' use of the bellybutton. What was he inking?Credit: Jam Press
Well, something pretty similar to this guy as it turns outCredit: Jam Press
This cat one takes the cringey joke to a whole new levelCredit: Jam Press
And that's before we've even got started on this cow designCredit: Jam Press
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At least this guy mixed things up a little bit, going for nipple rather than the bellybuttonCredit: Jam Press

Then of course there are the tattoos which don't like quite so professional as they might.

One poor ink lover was left with a giraffe which seemed to have been etched by a child on his back, while dodgy dogs and calamitous cats seem to be regulars too.

We're pretty sure this wasn't EXACTLY what he had in mindCredit: Jam Press
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 One of several awkward dog tatts featured in the galleryCredit: Jam Press
Cat owners don't get off that lightly eitherCredit: Jam Press
We think this is a tiger... sitting on a giant mouse, maybe?Credit: Jam Press
OK, well nothing like showing your love for a make believe character for ever moreCredit: Jam Press
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Buy why is the cat in the fridge? So many unanswered questionsCredit: Jam Press
At least she's a fan of this inking, that's the main thingCredit: Jam Press
A lion in a tribal design. Why not?Credit: Jam Press
That is one scary bear, that's for sureCredit: Jam Press
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A special shout out needs to go to the person who got an elephant inked on their hand too.

Although it might not be to everyone's taste, you have to admit the trunk stretching down the forefinger is pretty ingenious.

Not sure? Well compare it to the cockroaches apparently escaping from someone's bum and that very uninspiring tiger and you have to admit it's the best of a bad lot.

This elephant tattoo has to be one of the best of the bunchCredit: Jam Press
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Especially when you compare it to these cockroachesCredit: Jam Press
The world famous keyboard cat. Oh.Credit: Jam Press
The best bit about this is its hand. Sorry paw, definitely pawCredit: Jam Press
Well haven't you dreamt of having a tiger eating your chest drawn on your arm?Credit: Jam Press
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Oh deer, that looks pretty creepyCredit: Jam Press
High five! Maybe notCredit: Jam Press

Want more dodgy tatts? These looks prove why you should always think twice before going under the needle, and these awkward spelling blunders will leave you laughing.

 

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