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Paperchase’s £6 Bad Santa toilet paper is the most crackers Christmas tat ever

According to the cheeky product's description, the toilet paper will "inject a bit of fun into toilet time this festive season"

PAPERCHASE have unveiled a wacky new item in their seasonal range... and it promises to extend the festive cheer all the way to the bathroom.

After their innuendo-laden aubergine bauble, Paperchase's latest cheeky Christmas offering is a roll of toilet paper with a seasonal twist.

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According to the cheeky product's description, the toilet paper will "inject a bit of fun into toilet time this festive season."

The description continues: "Literally toilet humour, this roll will keep you laughing all Christmas long with bad Santa illustrations."

Just to make things even ruder, the image of Father Christmas shows him perched on a chimney as if it was a loo, alongside the words "special delivery!"

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The £6 bad Santa loo roll even comes in a novelty box, just to make it that little bit more tasteful.

It's sold in Paperchase's new Christmas range alongside their Christmas jokes toilet roll, which comes covered in cracker-style jokes for your amusement.

The charming stocking filler is sold in a novelty box, and will set you back £6 per rollCredit: PAPERCHASE
The design includes a picture of a winking Santa using someone's chimney as a looCredit: PAPERCHASE
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The joke loo roll features classic side-splitters like "What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle," and "Where do snowmen find out information? The Winternet."

As corny as the one-liners are, it goes without saying that this variant may be slightly more appealing than wiping your bum with pictures of a winking Santa.

Also in the range is a seasonal loo roll covered in Christmas cracker jokesCredit: PAPERCHASE

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And this isn't the only seasonal toilet decoration on the market this year.

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We also brought you Matalan's £8 Santa toilet seat cover which promises to help you turn the loo into a cheery grotto.

And previously, we revealed the most outrageously inappropriate Christmas decorations.

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