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Fresher messages from her drunken one night stand’s single bed asking if it’s ‘bad etiquette’ to sneak out while he sleeps

The 20-year-old single mum said she'd 'never done this before' - so wasn't sure how to act

A FRESHER has messaged from her drunken one night stand's single bed - to ask if it's bad etiquette to sneak out while he sleeps.

Posting on Mumsnet at just gone midnight this morning, the 20-year-old single mum explained that she's "never done this before", so doesn't know whether it's the done thing to stay round.

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A woman has messaged Mumsnet from her drunken one night stand's single bed - to ask if it's 'bad etiquette' to sneak off without waking himCredit: Alamy

Emboo19, who recently split from her cheating ex, wrote: "He seemed lovely and now fast asleep. Should I just go? Should I try wake him up?

"Although I've already nudged him a bit and he's not woken. Or do I just stay? He never mentioned me staying and it's only a single bed.

"I'm hungry and he did say he'd get me some food. He's in student accommodation, so not sure when the others might come back.

"He's cute! Although I've just remembered he's two years younger than me!"

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Many of her fellow mums advised sneaking off into the night.

Among them was MargaretTwatyer, who said: "I think it's often wise to leave in the night as it keeps the mystery a bit rather than waking up when you're both hungover, awkward and stinky.

"Can you get home safely though? That is the most important thing."

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And Bosabosa added: "Oh to be a fresher! I would leave, maybe leave a note behind saying 'am off to find that food I was promised!!'

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"And go and find yourself some disgusting kebab that at your age you can still digest easily. And get yourself home safely. Oh I feel old!!"

While gingergenius joked: "Get your purse and your kickers and just leave a note with your email address or mobile number and nothing else! Then RUN!!!!"

But AnnieAnoniMouse advised: "You don't have to leave. But you can if you want to."

Luckily for Emboo, the story had a happy ending.

She later wrote: "He woke up anyway, while I was very quietly trying to find my clothes, these rooms are tiny.

"He's getting me something to eat now. I'm getting toast and a cup of tea.

"Although if I stay he says he'll get a us a McDonald's breakfast in the morning. Goodnight and thanks".

Impressed Sancerresanwine said: "Nice!! He sounds like a sweetie. Keep having fun!"

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