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VIEWERS of today's Jeremy Kyle Show were repulsed when a guest claiming to be a ladies man said he could pull any woman he liked by taking them to Maccies.

Dad Mark, described as Jeremy's angriest ever guest, had previously clashed with Jez during his first rage-filled appearance on the ITV show.

 Mark had appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show before, where he proved he was his baby's real father
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Mark had appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show before, where he proved he was his baby's real fatherCredit: ITV
 Once again, mark appeared with ex-girlfriend Amanda, who he still lives with - this time to prove he had never cheated on her
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Once again, mark appeared with ex-girlfriend Amanda, who he still lives with - this time to prove he had never cheated on herCredit: ITV

In his first stint on the Jeremy Kyle Show, Mark had taken a DNA test to prove that his son with girlfriend Amanda was really his.

And today Mark was back with a vengeance, to take a lie detector test and prove he hadn't been cheating with now ex-girlfriend Amanda, who he still lives with.

When asked why he wanted to prove he wasn't a cheat, Mark said: "At the end of the day, other people are telling me this, other people are saying that I've done this. It's making me look like a f*****g idiot."

Jez fired back: "Why is that making you look like that? You look like that anyway."

But it was Mark's womanising ways which really caused a stir among viewers, after Jeremy told how Mark had described himself as "the ultimate ladies' man."

Mark denied putting it like that, saying: "Listen, I don't think I'm a ladies' man. I've got the gift of the gab."

 The angry dad claimed he had 'the gift of the gab' and could pull any woman he wanted
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The angry dad claimed he had 'the gift of the gab' and could pull any woman he wantedCredit: ITV
 Jeremy couldn't understand where Mark thought his sex appeal came from
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Jeremy couldn't understand where Mark thought his sex appeal came fromCredit: ITV
 The studio audience cracked up when Jez flashed up a few photos of Mark
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The studio audience cracked up when Jez flashed up a few photos of MarkCredit: ITV

But the studio audience were in stitches when Jeremy started flashing up supposedly seductive photos of his sweary guest.

Jez said: "You told my team: 'I know how to treat a girl. I take them to Maccy D's, I share a bag of weed and I give them ten quid if they need it, and within an hour they'll be having sex with me."

 Apparently, all it takes is a bag of weed, a McDonald's dinner and a tenner, and any woman would fall for Mark
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Apparently, all it takes is a bag of weed, a McDonald's dinner and a tenner, and any woman would fall for MarkCredit: ITV
 The audience and viewers at home were all very unimpressed with Mark's claims about his own sex appeal
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The audience and viewers at home were all very unimpressed with Mark's claims about his own sex appealCredit: ITV

Jeremy added: "You told my team: 'I could take any woman I wanted'."

And Mark later said: "I can get it where I want, when I want, how I want."

 Mark reckons he can get it where and when he wants, but viewers weren't so sure
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Mark reckons he can get it where and when he wants, but viewers weren't so sureCredit: ITV

When girlfriend Amanda returned to the stage, Jeremy couldn't wrap his head around why she still let her ex live with her.

Mark then turned on the studio audience, prompting one to tell him: "My dog wouldn't go with you. Disgusting."


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In the end it turned out that Mark had been cheating on Amanda all along, failing every single question on the lie detector.

Meanwhile, viewers at home were distinctly unimpressed with Mark - and his claim that love was only ever a Big Mac away.

 A member of the studio audience ended up putting Mark down after Jeremy asked for her opinion
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A member of the studio audience ended up putting Mark down after Jeremy asked for her opinionCredit: ITV

After hearing about his Maccies and weed-based pulling technique, one joked: "I was going to go to McDonalds for dinner, but I've been put off."

Another said: "I bet shares in McDonalds are plummeting right now!"

Previously, we told how Jeremy Kyle viewers couldn't get enough of a guest's very dodgy tattoo.

We also told how Jeremy Kyle branded a guest a "chauvinistic pig" after he claimed his fiance was cheating.

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