A RETAIL worker is judging everyone on their choice of shoes – and it’s left social media users in stitches.
The bored fashion employee, who goes by the online persona Ghostify, shared a gallery of some of the footwear they are responsible for selling.
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Do you wear Uggs? This is what one retail worker thinks about you
Alongside each item, they reveal the sort of person they expects to purchase them.
While they associate Croc-style shoes with someone who is “big boned”, Uggs are reserved for those who “call their father Daddy”.
The retail worker’s stereotypes have gone down well with Imgur users, who believe they are eerily accurate.
Here are some of their most amusing observations…
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Apparently ‘big boned bullies’ favour wearing Croc-like shoes like these ones
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The store employee likens these chunky wedges with middle aged women who have had plastic surgery
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Young girls who are still revolted by boys are linked with these colourful wellies
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These smart brown shoes apparently suit Lotharios who enjoy the arts and obscure music
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New Balance trainers are apparently associated with women in their 30s who love pilates
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These sturdy-looking flip flops are often seen on dads… especially those who are family types and like fancy cars
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The retail worker got VERY powerful vibes from these black heels with sheer detailing
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Religious orientated women in their 60s are associated with these wedged shoes
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These practical sandals have been connected to blokes who tell naff jokes and love a spot of fishing
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If you wear these loafers, apparently you could look like you’re waiting to hit retirement age
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The retail worker associates these nude peep-toe shoes with ‘secret alcoholics’
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Nike trainers are considered to be a powerful shoe, as the employee imagines an ex-marine would wear them
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According to the shoe expert, these heels are usual seen being carried in a girl’s hand during a night out
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These comfy sliders with fur detailing are apparently reserved for ‘stay-at home mums’
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Apparently, a cringey chap with interests in business would be most likely to don these brown shoes
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