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Bored shop worker describes customers based on the SHOES they buy… so what do yours say about you?

A RETAIL worker is judging everyone on their choice of shoes - and it's left social media users in stitches.

The bored fashion employee, who goes by the online persona , shared a gallery of some of the footwear they are responsible for selling.

Do you wear Uggs? This is what one retail worker thinks about you
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Do you wear Uggs? This is what one retail worker thinks about youCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR

Alongside each item, they reveal the sort of person they expects to purchase them.

While they associate Croc-style shoes with someone who is "big boned", Uggs are reserved for those who "call their father Daddy".

The retail worker's stereotypes have gone down well with Imgur users, who believe they are eerily accurate.

Here are some of their most amusing observations...

Apparently 'big boned bullies' favour wearing Croc-like shoes like these ones
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Apparently 'big boned bullies' favour wearing Croc-like shoes like these onesCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
The store employee likens these chunky wedges with middle aged women who have had plastic surgery
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The store employee likens these chunky wedges with middle aged women who have had plastic surgeryCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
Young girls who are still revolted by boys are linked with these colourful wellies
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Young girls who are still revolted by boys are linked with these colourful welliesCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
These smart brown shoes apparently suit Lotharios who enjoy the arts and obscure music
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These smart brown shoes apparently suit Lotharios who enjoy the arts and obscure musicCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
New Balance trainers are apparently associated with women in their 30s who love pilates
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New Balance trainers are apparently associated with women in their 30s who love pilatesCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
These sturdy-looking flip flops are often seen on dads... especially those who are family types and like fancy cars
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These sturdy-looking flip flops are often seen on dads... especially those who are family types and like fancy carsCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
The retail worker got VERY powerful vibes from these black heels with sheer detailing
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The retail worker got VERY powerful vibes from these black heels with sheer detailingCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
Religious orientated women in their 60s are associated with these wedged shoes
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Religious orientated women in their 60s are associated with these wedged shoesCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
These practical sandals have been connected to blokes who tell naff jokes and love a spot of fishing
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These practical sandals have been connected to blokes who tell naff jokes and love a spot of fishingCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
If you wear these loafers, apparently you could look like you're waiting to hit retirement age
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If you wear these loafers, apparently you could look like you're waiting to hit retirement ageCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
The retail worker associates these nude peep-toe shoes with 'secret alcoholics'
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The retail worker associates these nude peep-toe shoes with 'secret alcoholics'Credit: Ghostify/IMGUR
Nike trainers are considered to be a powerful shoe, as the employee imagines an ex-marine would wear them
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Nike trainers are considered to be a powerful shoe, as the employee imagines an ex-marine would wear themCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
According to the shoe expert, these heels are usual seen being carried in a girl's hand during a night out
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According to the shoe expert, these heels are usual seen being carried in a girl's hand during a night outCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR
These comfy sliders with fur detailing are apparently reserved for 'stay-at home mums'
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These comfy sliders with fur detailing are apparently reserved for 'stay-at home mums'Credit: Ghostify/IMGUR
Apparently, a cringey chap with interests in business would be most likely to don these brown shoes
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Apparently, a cringey chap with interests in business would be most likely to don these brown shoesCredit: Ghostify/IMGUR

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Did you learn anything about your character by the employee's verdict on footwear?

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