DENIMCOMPOOPS

The most ridiculous jeans trends of 2017 – from mud-coated denim to bum bearing trousers

Fashion designers are charging an arm and leg for the denim disasters

Joely Chilcott
Sophie Roberts

Published: 8:01, 10 Aug 2017
Updated: 12:33, 15 Sep 2017

YOU don’t have to be a jean-ius to see the fashion industry has clearly gone mad.

A pair of jeans have always been a classic wardrobe staple but this season designers have turned into denimcompoops.

These new Y/Project jeans are detachable so you can make them into tiny denim hot pants in summerCredit: Y Project

And they are charging us an arm and a leg for the privilege of wearing these denim disasters.

I want jeans that will always be in style.

Not ones with zips down the bum, or with a section cut out exposing my nether regions.

So I am now begging: Fashion designers, please put down the scissors and stop hacking into our denim.

Bum deal

These rear-baring jeans hold a hefty £1,295 price tag

Designer label Vetements teamed up with Levi’s to come up with this cheeky design.
That’s right, they stuck the zip on the rear. But you’ll need plenty of dough before you zip ’em up and go, go

Give it the boot

Rihanna's designer jeans will set you back £3,342Credit: Xposure

Rihanna loves jeans so much she turned them into footwear. RiRi teamed up with luxury designer Manolo Blahnik to create a pair of hip-high boots that LOOK like jeans

Torturous

These jeans look like they belong in the Fifty Shades red room of pain rather than your wardrobe. But you’ll struggle to get your hands on the pricey pair, by French label Y Project, as they have already sold out.

Holy Moly

Gigi Hadid wears £150 ripped jeans while leaving her hotel in MilanCredit: Xposure

Gigi Hadid is just plain chilly – teaming holey jeans with a chunky coat on a night out. But the knees-on-show style from Aussie brand One Teaspoon sold out after she wore them.

Short shrift

Despite the glaringly obvious lack of fabric, these jean hotpants will cost you £340

These tiny hotpants, also from Y Project, seem ridiculously pricey, but are part of a detachable pair.

Muddy expensive

American fashion brand Nordstrom have released 'muddy jeans' - and they cost a small fortuneCredit: Nordstrom

Luxury American fashion store Nordstrom have offered pairs of jeans caked in artificial MUD.

On top of that, the crackled, caked-on coating is apparently a sign that the wearer is "not afraid to get down and dirty".

The icing on the cake is that these 100 per cent cotton, dirty-looking kecks will set you back an eye-watering £350.

Rags for riches

These cut up jeans worn by Kim Kardashian cost a wbopping £725Credit: Fame Flynet

Google searches for ripped jeans rocketed 3,650 per cent after Kim Kardashian wore these severely trashed vintage Guccis. Save your cash by grabbing some scissors and sandpaper to customise an old pair.

A bit cheeky

Jeans which zip all the way down and up your bum are the new bizarre denim trendCredit: Reformation

A 2017 denim trend for jeans which zip all the way between the legs and up the bum has been sweeping the internet.

Designer label Vetements were the first to release the cheeky design back in April, and are charging an eye-watering £1,295 for the Levi collaboration - and the privilege of exposing your bum on whim.

This barmy Reformation pair will set you back an eye-watering £113.

Loud and clear

The response to these new trousers has been overwhelmingly negativeCredit: Topshop

Topshop caused a stir when they released these barmy jeans, which are fashioned from see-through PLASTIC.

The £55 daring denim trousers, that had plastic patches at the knees, soon became known as the “worst jeans ever”

Tassel hassle

Designer tassel denim holds a £1,700 price tag

Designer Michael Kors’ flared, frilly jeans are sure to ruffle some fashionista feathers.

But with their eye-watering price tag, they just need to be put out to roost.

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