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I had sex with my girlfriend’s GRANDMOTHER the first time we met…she saw me staring at her ‘big jugs’ & things spiralled
And it wasn't just once...scroll down to find out more
A MAN has revealed that he had sex with his girlfriend’s grandmother the first time they met.
Not only did he go behind his partner’s back, but he didn’t use protection with the elderly woman either.
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He claimed that it all started when he was helping the woman clear her store room - but after he was caught looking at her large breasts, things quickly progressed.
Keen to open up on the situation, the man took to social media to share all, leaving many open-mouthed.
Posting on Reddit, the man wrote under the username @PartyFlamingo4718 and titled his post "I had sex with my girlfriend's grandmother when she called me to help clear the store room".
The man then explained: “Back in January, my girlfriend called me to help her grandmother clear out the store room for a garage sale.
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“She could have joined but she got an important lecture in her medical school so I went and to help.
“After three hours or so I completed the task and the lady invited me to have lunch…”
The man claimed that when his girlfriend’s grandmother bought him a fizzy drink, he instantly noticed that she had large breasts.
He continued: “God she has some big jugs…I never saw her before but right then my eyes were stuck at her boobs and I didn't even bother to look at her face...
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“She noticed it quickly but she laughed it out saying ‘oh dear those are not that juicy anymore’.
“I felt a little awkward so I couldn't really talk for the first 10 minutes.”
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The anonymous man explained that the older woman then sat beside him, and kept her hand on his lap.
He recognised that her breasts were rubbing against his shoulder, making him aroused, as he admitted: “I felt super nervous but later I was quite sure about her intentions so I let it happen.”
Things then quickly went to the next level, as he confessed they romped on the chair - with "no protection".
The man added: “Later in the evening she said that she wanted to keep this thing going and honestly I wanted the same too.”
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Not only did the man share his desire to keep their bonk a secret, but he also shared his .
He concluded: “Me and my girlfriend will be completing two years of our relationship and I'm still b***** her grandma but I don't regret any of it.”
Reddit users were left gobsmacked by the man’s confession and many flocked to the comments to share their thoughts on the situation.
One person said: “No words...I don't even know how to respond.”
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Another added: “She must still be hella good looking.”
A third commented: “Granny has one foot in the grave and wastes her time securing her spot in hell.”
Four red flags your partner is cheating
Private Investigator Aaron Bond from BondRees revealed four warning signs your partner might be cheating.
They start to take their phone everywhere with them
In close relationships, it's normal to know each other's passwords and use each other's phones, if their phone habits change then they may be hiding something.
says: "If your partner starts changing their passwords, starts taking their phone everywhere with them, even around the house or they become defensive when you ask to use their phone it could be a sign of them not being faithful."
"You should also look at how they place their phone down when not in use. If they face the phone with the screen facing down, then they could be hiding something."
They start telling you less about their day
When partners cheat they can start to avoid you, this could be down to them feeling guilty or because it makes it easier for them to lie to you.
"If you feel like your partner has suddenly begun to avoid you and they don't want to do things with you any more or they stop telling you about their day then this is another red flag."
"Partners often avoid their spouses or tell them less about their day because cheating can be tough, remembering all of your lies is impossible and it's an easy way to get caught out," says Aaron.
Their libido changes
Your partner's libido can change for a range of reasons so it may not be a sure sign of cheating but it can be a red flag according to Aaron.
Aaron says: "Cheaters often have less sex at home because they are cheating, but on occasions, they may also have more sex at home, this is because they feel guilty and use this increase in sex to hide their cheating. You may also find that your partner will start to introduce new things into your sex life that weren't there before."
They become negative towards you
Cheaters know that cheating is wrong and to them, it will feel good, this can cause tension and anxiety within themselves which they will need to justify.
"To get rid of the tension they feel inside they will try to convince themselves that you are the problem and they will become critical of you out of nowhere. Maybe you haven't walked the dog that day, put the dishes away or read a book to your children before bedtime. A small problem like this can now feel like a big deal and if you experience this your partner could be cheating," warns Aaron.
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