‘Crazy intense’ Cancers & the ‘eager to please’ sign who’ll need some tips – the best & worst star signs in bed
Kerry Ward is the tarot queen and uses her sixth sense to reveal all about the star signs.
Here, the mystic mistress reveals which star signs rank in the bedroom and their best move under the covers.
The Best (And Worst) Zodiac Signs In Bed!
Our star sign gifts us with innate traits, talents, and strengths and this extends to our lovemaking and romantic nature too.
Some get luckily endowed with the stars’ powers, some not so much (but fear not because it can ALL be learned… practice makes perfect)!
Here’s the ultimate list showing where YOUR sign ranks on the lovemaking scale, the cosmic passion-o-meter!
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Cancer – intensity and creativity
Ruled by the moon makes Cancerians a little bit crazy… and don’t they say something about crazy people in the bedroom, right?
Right.
Cancerians are intense and creative and they invest this energy mostly into their relationships.
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They are superior lovers who can adapt their game to any partner (in fact they like the challenge).
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Being ruled by the moon makes them adaptable and a little unhinged.
Libra – Venus between the sheets
Libra is ruled by Venus, the planet and goddess of love and romance, which gives them a BIG head start here. Librans love beauty, harmony and serenity so their lovemaking style is likely to be sophisticated, skilful and aimed at creating a shared beautiful experience. If Carlsberg did sex bots, it’d be a Libra!
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Being ruled by Venus links them to the goddess of love and romance, everything is always beautiful.
Leo – animalistic and proud
Leos are ALL about physical attractions and performance; they collect admirers like stamps. And they love to know they’ve pleased their partner and will pretty much go to any lengths to do so (so the admiration is justified).
I bet it’s all Leos reading this piece to check they rank highly (and sorry you’re not No. 1… don’t come for me)! Leo is a perfect storm of raw passion and finesse.
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Being ruled by the sun gives them endless vitality and a need to impress.
Taurus – sensual 4D experience
Taurus is ruled by Venus and therefore innately adept at lovemaking and romance.
They are an incredibly sensual sign with heightened sensitivity to all five senses and therefore they know how to make others FEEL good, through touch, smell, sight, sounds, and taste. And they will use all 5! A 4D experience. Taurus is a literal sex theme park.
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: The Earth element makes their heightened sensitivity to the senses create very skilful and complete sexual experiences.
Scorpio – mad, bad, dangerous
The zodiac’s wild child is obviously going to bring all that wildness and extreme passion to the bedroom, in fact, the bedroom is one of their hot spots! All Scorpios are preoccupied with sex as their planetary ruler Pluto is associated with genitals!
The only drawback is that Scorpios veer to the dark and dangerous, so you won’t find anything ‘vanilla’ and easygoing here… be warned.
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Pluto, their planetary ruler, is linked to the genitals which make all Scorpios live, sleep, and breathe sex.
Capricorn – perfectionist
Some might be surprised to see serious, buttoned-up Capricorn so high up the list but that’s probably because they’ve never slept with one!
Capricorns look a little stiff before you get to know them because they’re incredibly discerning about who they share their humour and talents with.
However, get close to one, get them in bed, and you will have major surprises about the lengths they’ll go to for you. The consummate perfectionist.
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: The hardest working sign in the zodiac keeps their prowess and skill secret, for the selected few only, making it a real surprise to discover!
Gemini – freaky deeky
Gemini usually has other things on their mind than sex because they’re busy living life large, but get them interested in you cerebrally, and get them into the bedroom, and your mouth will drop (shut it quick before they put something in it!).
They like to play, to imagine, to entertain, to keep it moving, and to conduct little experiments along the way. They are good with their mouths too (being ruled by Mercury)! Enjoy…
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: The sign of the twins has multiple ideas, innovations, and personalities to share with you!
Sagittarius – wild child
Sagittarians are free spirits who are very interested in love and passion, physically, but often have too much else going on to prioritise their relationships.
They love to roam, though, and usually have impressive body counts so they’ll have picked up tips along the way, no doubt! A little wild, a little crazy, a little ‘anything goes’.
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Fire signs are all gifted with strong lustfulness and stamina when it comes to lovemaking.
Pisces – dreamy and magical
Pisceans are the most compassionate, empathetic, creative, and kind sign in the zodiac which translates into the bedroom as them being very caring, attentive partners who love to bring some enchantment, whimsy, and even dress-up role play to the agenda, and if that’s your thing then get yourself a zodiac mermaid!
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Their planetary ruler Neptune is ALL about illusion and mystery which they bring to their lovemaking, you never know what to expect next!
Aries – wham bam
Fierce, proud, demanding, competitive… Aries do sex like they do life—head-on and taking no prisoners.
If you like it hard and fast then this is the hot spot sign for you! Aries is also the first sign of the zodiac and therefore a tad ‘me, me, me’ but this selfishness abates as they mature. Their passion and ardour, however, always remain at level 10!
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Being the first sign of the zodiac makes them super confident, if not cocky, and that’s always a turn-on, right?
Aquarius – out-of-body experience
Aquarians are not THAT interested in earthy sexual encounters, not over and above or in place of other types of connection and bonding.
If you’re entwined and attracted on ALL levels, then the lovemaking WILL be cosmic… but, if not, then they would probably rather be out inventing something, reading a book, or finding someone more interesting to talk to!
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: The Air element makes Aquarius a great thinker, if you get their attention, they’ll find surprising, unexpected, and delightful ways to please you sexually.
Virgo – surprises ahead
Virgo is only at the bottom of the list because their cosmic traits (perfectionism, organisation, helpfulness, and pedantry) don’t, on paper, set the sexual playlist alight.
However, they’re fast learners and always eager to please, so you can expect them to come on leaps and bounds if you give them a few hints, tips, and nudges.
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In fact, present lovemaking as a project needing some trouble-shooting practical assistance and you’ll have going zero to hero overnight!
SECRET *AHEM* WEAPON: Clever Mercury (their planetary ruler) combines with their practical Earth element to make them a fast learner.
Horoscope traits
What does your star sign mean for you?
Aries - The best and worst characteristics of the head of the zodiac
Aquarius - The traits you need to know for the air sign
Capricorn - What does this star sign mean for your personality?
Cancer - The key traits for the sign include a keen love of food
Gemini - The traits to be aware of for the sign with a symbol of twins
Leo - The best and worst characteristics of the fire sign
Libra - What does the seventh star sign mean for your personality?
- The key traits for the sign include an interest in the arts
Sagittarius - The traits you need to know for the fire sign
Scorpio - What does this star sign mean for your personality?
Taurus - The best and worst characteristics of the earth sign
Virgo - The key traits for the sign include loyalty and kindness
