I’m a single mum and want to start dating again – nobody likes a yeti, I need to be smooth like a dolphin

A MUM has told how she wants to be “smooth as a dolphin” after entering the dating world again.

Kerri Roma Anderson, from Bo'Ness, West Lothian, boasts well over 370,000 TikTok followers and has no problem sharing the most intimate details of her life.

Today, she told how she stocked up on Veet products because she wanted to avoid looking like a Yeti if she goes out with a fella.

She said: “I’m absolutely p***ing myself.

“So I’ve entered the dating world again.

“I thought I’d prepare just in case, you never know what’s going to happen.

“So we’ve got Veet in-shower cream, the big wax things to wax all over the body, we’ve got the ones for the bikini and underarm.

“And we’ve also got another face one as well.

“So basically I’m now dating so I just want to slide into dates.

“I want to be smooth as a dolphin straight into the jets.

“Yeti to dolphin.”

Those in the comments understood exactly where Kerri was coming from and wished her luck on her romantic adventures.

One person said: “Good luck Kerri, i look forward to the date updates.”

Another wrote: “Also dating… going to love the date updates see if they relate to mine.”

While a follower quipped: “Good luck with the dating, you will slide right into many DMs.”

But a fan also warned her to be careful in her efforts to replicate a dolphin.

She explained: “Be careful with hair removal, I used it (so did my sis n law) it burnt my - hooha, and it burned ma hysterectomy scar and opened it.”