My neighbours sound like they’re porn stars when they have sex & the whole street can hear them – it’s waking up my kids
A WOMAN has been left furious after her neighbours continue to have loud sex despite telling them everyone can hear them.
After asking them to stop she joked whether it would be unreasonable to burn their house down or blow something up to make herself deaf.
Taking to Mumsnet, the mum revealed she thinks her neighbours must want to be porn stars as the whole street can hear them at it.
She explained; "Neighbour seems to have porn star ambitions. Whole f***ing road can hear (hence me angry posting gone midnight).
"Every other night. We actually know routine, that's how bloody noticeable it is.
"At least 3 very dramatic "orgasms" (find it hard to believe they're real) per night."
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According to the mum, she had already spoken to her neighbours about the issue as it has been waking her children up.
But her neighbour laughed it off and described how good her partner was in bed.
The mum wrote: "Already had a conversation with her. She thinks it's hilarious and tells me all about how good he is.
"It's not hilarious. It's waking my children up."
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People quickly took tot he comments section to offer advice, with one asking if she could bang on the wall.
She replied: "Wardrobes are all across our bedroom wall that joins hers. But I have messaged things like "we're going to bed now" or "are you nearly done, we've got work in the morning" or "dc has just woken up and is in our room, we can hear you."
But obviously that doesn't seem to have discouraged the passionate couple.
Another advised: "Play her at her own game, if you are single surely I don't need to spell it out for you."
She responded: "Not single. But not willing to traumatise my own children."
A third recommended: "Speaker out the window with a suitable play list? Lionel Ritchie All Night Long, Madonna Like A Virgin, Sexy and I know It?"
But the mum was fearful this would just encourage them.
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A fourth proposed: "Anything she can do, you can do better, she likes to keep you up at night with her sexcapades.....you like to wake her up bright and early for your children squealing.
"Either that, or audibly clap out of your window and sarcastically ask for an encore!!!!!!."