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Girl’s Santa letter goes viral after saying she ‘tried to be good but failed miserably’ then demands AirPods & a holiday

A LITTLE girl’s letter to Santa has gone viral after she admits she tried and ‘failed miserably’ to be good - but still demanded an iPhone, Airpods and a trip to France. 

The nine-year-old took her time over her letter to Father Christmas, writing down a whopping 12 gifts she expects to unwrap. 

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He said: “Y’all, look at this letter my little 9y/r sister wrote to Santa.”

The girl, from Essex, wrote: “Dear beloved Father Christmas, I hope you’ve had a wonderful year and you’ve been well.

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  • AirPods
  • Games Console
  • A snake 
  • PS [PlayStation] Five and Four
  • Nintendo Switch
  • A DJ set
  • A trip to France - tickets (five)
  • An iPhone 12
  • Mobile laptop
  • A new computer (latest)
  • Hand sanitiser
  • A whole book set of The Wizards of Oz
  • A panda and penguin (not dead)

“My year has been quite the opposite. 

“I’ve tried hard to be good but miserably failed.

“I’ll be honest I do deserve coal, but please I’d love to have a present.

“Actually more than one. 

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“Here’s a list - tick the boxes if you have done them.”

I’ve tried hard to be good but miserably failed

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She’s got expensive taste, as she asks for an iPhone 12, the ‘latest’ computer, AirPods a games console, Nintendo Switch, a PlayStation Four and Five as well as a laptop. 

She’s not just into gadgets, as she also asks Santa for a trip to France - with five tickets. 

And it seems she likes her animals, as she’s eyeing up a snake, panda and a penguin, which she specified should be ‘not dead’.

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People are in stitches over her lengthy list, particularly requesting 'not-dead' animals Credit: Twitter

She signed it off rather politely, saying: “Hopefully you succeed to fulfill my requested items.” 

Her very hopeful list has racked up dozens of hilarious comments, with one person saying: “I feel for the parents. Also, her vocabulary is great!”

Someone else wrote: "It’s the handwriting and vocabulary for me... And five tickets to France.

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"Damn. Y’all should at least at the bare minimum complete half of her request. She invested a lot in making that list."

A third joked: “A panda & penguin (NOT DEAD).”

This person pointed out: "Don’t know what shocks me more; the fact that you have a 9y/o sister, her handwriting or her use of diction and syntax at that age."

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While this delivery driver dad breaks down in tears after reading his son’s teary letter to Santa & realising what he really wants.

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Plus an eight-year-old girl’s VERY detailed Christmas list goes viral after she asks Santa for 16 pairs of pants.

And savvy parents swear by the Christmas ‘four-gift rule’ which saves them time AND money.

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