‘Genius’ woman brutally takes down bloke when he sends her an unsolicited d*** pic
You know how it goes - boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy takes girl out on a date, then boy sends unwanted pics of his bits.
Well, these days it seems the unsolicited, and outright cringy snaps are step one in winning over a female. I mean, do men really think that's the way to a girls heart?
Luckily for every one of us who want to name and shame the offenders, one very witty and simply genius woman from Washington hit back with the d*** pic shut down response to end all d*** pic shut down responses - and he did not see it coming.
When one dodgy bloke slid into her DM's on Instagram, Jennifer Tisdale decided she was not having a bar of it.
But rather than kicking off with an empowered rant about about how wrong it is, the crime festival director opted for a humorous approach to shut the seedy guy down once and for all.
Upon receiving the snap, Jennifer convinced the said dodgy bloke that the picture had been blocked by a special app called "C***block" which screens any photos sent through social media.
She proceeded to alarm him further by claiming the app - which is totally made up, so props to her - captures the photos and sends it directly to the police along with the senders details.
Unsurprisingly, the sucker fell for it, but that didn't stop Jennifer from dragging it out a little longer. Hysterically, Jennifer continued by sending a string of related messages.
In her full response, she wrote: "Sorry! Whatever image you sent isn't coming through. I have a photo blocker on IG. It's very useful for women, because sometimes men - and I mean the saddest men - men so so so sad that women never touch them. Ya know the kind?"
She continued: "Men so incredibly sad and unf***able… They try to send inappropriate pics so I downloaded an app that blocks them."
It’s also very intuitive. I will get a call from local law enforcement asking when I can come in to file a sexual harassment report.
Jennifer Tisdale
Wow, kick a man while he's down why don't you.
The best part? The bloke went along with her story, even describing such guys as "animals" and claimed the maker of the, ahem, made up app "C***block" deserved a "Nobel Peace Prize" - ha, isn't that great!?
But the conversion took a turn when Jennifer decided to rub salt in the wound one more time.
Praising the "app" for all it's greatness, Jennifer proclaimed: "It’s also very intuitive. I will get a call from local law enforcement asking when I can come in to file a sexual harassment report.
"Men who have sent me d*** pics have been arrested. It’s wild. LOL one guy lost his job and his wife. Technology is wild."
Needless to say, the conversation dropped off quite abruptly and the overly confident d*** pic pic sender failed to reply.
And with one final message - "seen" - it was clear that Jennifer took the crown for best shut down ever.
Jennifer shared her encounter on Twitter, where it's gained over 110k likes, and almost 20k shares.
Talking to , Jennifer said: "The responses have been 100% positive across the board, from both men and women, which I think is a sign of the changing times. Getting a dick pic you didn’t ask for is so clearly something that no one should support.